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Teledildonticist, Arctic Fox, Cube. https://t.co/ouSUTHSeWM | @buttplugio | https://t.co/8NlUCd5DvD | @qdot@buttplug.engineer | header @gavunimpressive
Aug 3, 2022 • 8 tweets • 4 min read
there is a point where signage goes from “informative” to “am i in the looney tunes universe now and what does the coyote want from me” Image Ok since people are wondering, here’s what the inside of the arcade looks like (it’s in capitola, ca, right outside of Santa Cruz)

Sorry to disappoint everyone who was convinced it was simply a painted-on facade. ImageImageImage
Feb 17, 2022 • 4 tweets • 2 min read
HOLY SHIT

THEY FINALLY SHIPPED AVATAR OSC

EVEN THOUGH I HAD SO MANY BAD IDEAS FOR IT THAT MADE @dtupper SAY IT WOULD NEVER HAPPEN THANKS TO ME

THIS MEANS I NEED TO HAVE WORSE IDEAS

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED EXCUSE ME WHAT Image
Feb 27, 2019 • 10 tweets • 4 min read
The more you deal with bluetooth LE, the more you realize no one involved in the protocol or product design process thought about 20 people having 20 of the same bluetooth dildo in the same room and all needing to connect to only theirs somehow. I refer to this as the "cam studio" problem in @buttplugio.

There are solutions to this, but they're not nice/universal.

Some toys allow you to rename them but that makes doing name filters in WebBluetooth difficult.

I'm also building in BTAddr white/blacklisting. :(
Feb 9, 2019 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
Really good thread on the importance of lighting and layout in BDSM dungeon spaces. This thread is making me feel like we need a BDSM Dungeon Tycoon game where layout/lighting/crowd flow/viewpoints are taken into account.
Jan 31, 2019 • 8 tweets • 2 min read
Ok so while this is bad and wrong, it also has me thinking...

What would sex bot marketing like this have been like in the first dot com boom?

Presenting: A thread no one wants. "Our sex bot runs on XML"

(No seriously this would've been valid and on a billboard in an airport in 1999)
Jan 31, 2019 • 4 tweets • 2 min read
The future where we can fuck buzzwords has arrived. “We should worry about surveillance tech”

“Ok I get that but here me out: what if, instead, we put that tech in things you fuck?”
Oct 28, 2018 • 54 tweets • 12 min read
My AI blowjob thread was mildly popular, and I've been thinking about things I missed in the first round.

Time for a @SarahJamieLewis style "I'm still thinking about this" thread continuation.

CAN ALGORITHMS HAVE A SEXUAL ORIENTATION?

ANOTHER THREAD

First, a few prerequisites. The AI Blowjob paper I'll be referring to is here: autoblow.com/bjpaper/
Oct 26, 2018 • 82 tweets • 20 min read
Ugh. I will be receiving this article for the foreseeable future, and while I love yelling at people for sending me dumb shit, I have things to do. In an effort to save time, I present

ONE DEGREE OF TRANSLATIONAL FREEDOM DOES NOT A BLOWJOB MAKE

A THREAD

motherboard.vice.com/en_us/article/… First off, this article itself is not the problem, and I'm always a fan of @samleecole's work, especially when it's about me. I'll be addressing the whitepaper that is the topic of the article, posted below. The article is a good summary of the paper. autoblow.com/bjpaper/