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Oct 28, 2022 • 66 tweets • 10 min read
Lan Wangji is on patrol the night the guest disciples arrive and catches a man who claims to be the Jiang first disciple sneaking over the wall with alcohol. When informed that alcohol is forbidden, this miscreant only laughs and cracks a smile that stops Lan Wangji’s heart. When this… this rogue brazenly takes a sip from one of the jars, then holds it out to Lan Wangji, offering the place where his lips had just been, LWJ’s heart starts back up again with a jolt.
Sep 30, 2022 • 67 tweets • 10 min read
Wei Ying hasn’t really dated. He never gave it much thought: he’s been super busy the past few years, first with school then with work, and he just hasn’t met anyone he was so interested in that he’d rather spend time with them than with his friends! But as more of those friends start to find serious partners (and therefore spend less time with WY), he starts to wonder if maybe there’d be someone out there for him, if he was actually looking.
Mar 22, 2022 • 7 tweets • 2 min read
HS sweethearts Wangxian eloping literally as soon as someone will grant them a marriage license, aka on LWJ’s birthday.

(Let’s just pretend there’s no such thing as waiting periods or whatever, it’s just like… you’re a legal adult, you can get married.) It’s getting close to his birthday and a few of their friends are poking fun at straight-laced LWJ: what kind of cRaZy sHeNaNiGaNs is he going to get up to once he’s an adult? Is he going to get a pack of cigarettes lol?
Mar 15, 2022 • 18 tweets • 3 min read
cw: a/b/o

WWX is a beta who runs a service rescuing well-to-do omegas from sudden heats. If an omega in his network finds themselves going into heat in a public or potentially compromising place, they text WWX their name & address and he makes sure to get them to a safe place. He’s not the least bit affected by their scents. Has a notoriously useless nose! That plus his connection to the Jiangs makes him trustworthy enough that no omega he transports suffers any lasting damage to their reputation.
Mar 12, 2022 • 137 tweets • 21 min read
OK! Gonna give this a shot.

cw: a/b/o, mpreg, might veer into nsfw? I’m making this up as I go along! 🤠 It’s Friday night. Wei Ying is at his first college party, sitting on a couch, nursing his second terrible beer. He’d been looking forward to this, he thought, but after yet another day of radio silence from Lan Zhan, he’s feeling a little bit out of sorts.
Feb 12, 2022 • 64 tweets • 11 min read
Here’s a #PregjiSeason story about post-canon LWJ trying to give his husband a baby.

In general, he and WWX try not to dwell on what might have been, and he knows that the two of them being here, now, together, IS enough. He is entirely confident that raising a child together is not essential to their happiness.

WWX has made it abundantly clear to LWJ that the knowledge that A-Yuan survived to adulthood, that he had LWJ as a father figure, was so much more than he could ever have hoped for.
Nov 23, 2021 • 95 tweets • 15 min read
Is it still #omegalwjseason?

Because today my thoughts are consumed by modern LWJ’s omega instincts going completely out of control when his alpha BFF adopts a baby. LWJ is a little surprised when his best friend WWX shares the news that he’s adopting a child. Not that he wouldn’t make an amazing father (LWJ has pictured that scenario in embarrassingly specific detail), but:
Nov 22, 2021 • 7 tweets • 1 min read
Has anyone written a Gilmore Girls AU where WWX and Sizhui are a charming witty single-DILF & Son duo living in a small town?

WWX participates in a years-long flirtation with LWJ, the handsome & surly owner of the local diner who has a major soft spot for WWX, & spoils A-Yuan. WWX manages a historic inn, where he works with his dear friends WQ and WN. They’re like a family to him. (His dream is to open up his own inn with the Wen siblings; he wants to renovate the dilapidated old B&B the locals jokingly call “the Burial Mounds”.)
Oct 30, 2021 • 172 tweets • 26 min read
Thinking bittersweet thoughts about omega LWJ visiting alpha WWX at burial mounds, near the end.

#omegalwjseason They had never touched each other in that way, before that night, but they had both suspected (hoped) for a long time that there was something other than a normal friendship there.