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Apr 17 15 tweets 5 min read
Hi🦀#BenHouchen🦀fans

Today I am going to talk about Houchen's slick PR guru Graham Robb.

So why would I do this?

Because PR is all that shysters like Ben Houchen have got.

A thread....

#HouchenOut #BinBen #TeessideResistance #ToriesOut650 Slick PR guru Graham Robb runs a firm called Recognition PR.

His list of clients include the worst right wing lunatics, lying politicians, scam artists and vacuous self-promotors in the UK.

I'm going to name the top1⃣2⃣dirty dozen
Apr 10 6 tweets 2 min read
Hi🦀#BenHouchen🦀fans

Angela Rayner was visiting #Teesside yesteday

She was harassed by a fake 'grassroots' tax protest

It was organised by Houchen's BFF, retired police detective John Coulson

A thread....

#HouchenOut #BinBen #TeessideResistance #ToriesOut643 Adam Beinkov of Byline Times broke the story about the so-called 'grassroots' tax protest in #Teesside which was organised by local Conservatives including Ben Houchen's best friend, Yarm mayor and former police detective John Coulson

bylinetimes.com/2024/04/10/ang…
Apr 6 5 tweets 2 min read
Hi🦀#BenHouchen🦀fans

Welcome to the #HouchenOut Advent Calendar

It's only2⃣6⃣days until we #BinBen in the #TeesValleyMayor election on 2 May

Here's a special thread about today's fake jobs announcement

#TeessideResistance #ToriesOut639 Image ....as you can see from the infographic, the chief Statto at #TeessideResistance has been analysing #BinBen's job announcements over the past 7 years and discovered that they are💯fake

Yep, hard to believe, but #BenHouchen has created at least 20 575 jobs in his imagination Image
Aug 3, 2023 7 tweets 2 min read
Hi🦀#BenHouchen🦀fans

Oliver Dowden was in Hartlepool celebrating the loading of turbine blades for the Dogger Bank windfarm.

But he's a lying Tory, and all is not what it seems.

A thread....

🦀#BentBen🦀#ToriesOut392🦀 So this is a 🦀#Teesside🦀success story, right?

Well, no. Dogger Bank is being developed by GE Renewables.

They were going to make their turbines at #TeessideFreeport but they cancelled the contract

🦀#BenHouchen🦀#ToriesOut392🦀

gazettelive.co.uk/news/teesside-…
May 18, 2023 22 tweets 15 min read
Hi🦀#BenHouchen🦀fans

Welcome to the 2nd #BoondoggleBen thread, a continuation of Monday's work.

If there is anyone out there with more technical ability than me, I'd be grateful if you could sort a thread unroll

🦀#ToriesOut315🦀 Firstly, a classic of the genre:

On Easter Monday last year, @TheNorthernEcho disgracefully connived with #BentBen to run a fake story about 1,000 new jobs at a new cable factory in #Teesside.

Scott Hunter of TVM was on their case:

#BoondoggleBen

teesvalleymonitor.com/thousand-more-…
May 15, 2023 20 tweets 16 min read
Hi everyone

Welcome to my #BoondoggleBen thread.

Today's theme is an exploration of #BenHouchen's cynical, repetitive stunts regarding future Infrastructure projects which will never exist.

So, before I go further, a brief recap of his MO....

#ToriesOut312 Image ....As follows:

A press release/photo op dutifully carried verbatim by his local client media @TheNorthernEcho and @TeessideLive

A huge "cash boost" which can never be fact-checked, verified or audited

A word-salad of bullsh!t bingo buzz phrases such as....

#BoondoggleBen Image