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America's Softbody Sweetheart™ | as seen at @R34Peach @miserytourism | zoomer muse | banned Dec. 2015-Aug. 2023 | not mad at anyone
Apr 3 14 tweets 3 min read
If I hear one more person go on about how awesome Biden's economy was---"Lowest unemployment evar! Skill issue!"---I'm gonna puke.

We already know the Biden jobs numbers were lies---all those jobs went to foreigners etc.---so let me discuss MY experience looking for a job. Background: from 2020-2022, I worked remote CS for an LA-based startup. I was fired because the boss scapegoated me for his own corruption and incompetence, something my supervisor at the time can confirm. I left with two years' experience and a glowing reference.
Mar 9 4 tweets 2 min read
Tate's popularity is because he's black, advocating ghetto masculinity, and the Internet has been taken over by black and brown incels. End of. He would have gone absolutely nowhere even as recently as a decade ago when the Internet (and Western countries) were far more white. Can we stop pretending that Tate's fanbase doesn't smell like the Ganges at high noon? Same with all the other manosphere grifters; they're all black or brown (or spiritually brown) selling bromides to their fellow melanites long after white men moved on from the manosphere.
Mar 4 11 tweets 4 min read
Since we're on a tear of studying recent history, let's go back to 2012 and the Pussy Riot case. This was the inflection point that accelerated anti-Russian hysteria in the West and turned the left into frothing warmongering lunatics. Everything the MSM said about it was a lie. Image The official story: Pussy Riot was a feminist punk rock protest group who were thrown in prison for protesting Putin and the Orthodox Church. Big meanie Putin is just afraid of strong, confident women. He probably has a small penis, too. Free Pussy Riot! Freedom of expression! Image
Mar 4 11 tweets 3 min read
I'll add to this with my own observations.

1) There are noticeable differences between different Slavs. Russian and Belarusian women drink a lot, Ukrainian women don't drink much at all. Ukrainians are also terrible in bed unless they've spent time in the West. 2) None of these women are "trad." This applies to dating any foreigner. By mere virtue of the fact that she's dating you instead of her own countrymen, she's not trad. You also won't be able to access the hottest women in these countries. The best you can hope for is a 7 or 8.
Mar 3 26 tweets 10 min read
Remember the Russo-Georgian War of 2008? Probably not, even though it was a blueprint for the Ukraine war and every other insane State Department social engineering project of the past 20 years. Let's take a trip down memory lane since the Ukraine debacle was informed by Georgia. Image In 2003, the State Department-backed Rose Revolution overthrew relatively pro-Russian Georgian president Eduard Shevardnadze and replaced him with Mikheil Saakashvili, a pro-Western reformer who favored integration with the EU and NATO. Image
Mar 3 4 tweets 2 min read
The Soviets had an abysmal military record prior to WWII. They lost a war with Poland in the early 1920s despite outnumbering Poland by a factor of three and Poland receiving no aid (communist-controlled unions in the U.K. and elsewhere blocked aid shipments to Poland). Image
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The Soviets went on to nearly lose ANOTHER war with Finland in 1939, their much-larger military held at bay by dudes in skis. Even after Lend-Lease began, the Soviets were unable to crush the Ukrainian Insurgent Army, a pro-Nazi resistance group, until 1949. Image
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Feb 27 4 tweets 1 min read
Millennial here. The social conservative "oppression" of the oughts was Bush mumbling about "family values" or Ashcroft covering up a statue's naked breasts. They were not throwing gay people in prison on trumped-up charges or using the IRS to shut down abortion clinics. The religious right of the oughts was very WEIRD (see: purity balls, the aforementioned statue covering) and many of them ended up being closeted freaks (Larry Craig, Mark Foley, that one pastor who did meth with a gay hooker) but they had no real effect on anyone's lives.
Feb 22 16 tweets 6 min read
"Racist roads"; or the story of how Pete Buttigieg took a final wrecking ball to my hometown.

Syracuse is divided into four quadrants by I-81 and I-690. Or at least it WAS. Under Biden, libtards began tearing down the I-81 viaduct in the city's south, opening the door to crime. Image I-81 runs from Tennessee to the Canadian border at Kingston. The section going through Syracuse was completed in the 1970s over the heads of libtards whining about how it "divided da communitee" of poor blacks living on the South Side. They immediately sought to tear it down. Image
Feb 19 27 tweets 5 min read
Cities are doomed. Ruralcels keep saying it, so it must be true. Crime in New York City is out of control. It’s been on the increase for the past decade, exactly 2.5 percent of NYC’s 400-year history, so there’s clearly no hope.

None of you know how terrible rural America is. Let me tell you the story of a small town. For the sake of propriety, I’ll call it “Penelope.” It’s located in Cooper County, somewhere in upstate New York, between Canada and Pennsylvania. Yes, New York has small towns. New York is more rural than most Midwestern states.
Feb 17 17 tweets 5 min read
You were wrong about the Rockefeller Republicans. Your grandpa, who's voted a straight GOP line since 1954, was right. The Trump presidency is a revival of the best aspects of Rockefeller Republicanism merged with the best aspects of Goldwater conservatism, 60 years late. Image Conservative historiography paints Nelson Rockefeller, Thomas Dewey and the rest as liberal squishes who kept the GOP from becoming a right-wing force. This is partially true. But the Rockefeller Republicans represented a strain of nationalist thought going back to Hamilton.
Feb 15 8 tweets 3 min read
The only reason we've had to endure Barack Obama, one of the worst presidents America ever had, was because he stole his Senate seat in the 2004 election with the aid of the press and the spinless geldings running the Republican Party at the time. This story has been forgotten. Image In 2004, incumbent Republican senator from Illinois Peter Fitzgerald announced he would not be running for reelection. The Republicans nominated Jack Ryan, a wealthy investment banker, to replace him, while the Democrats nominated Obama, then a largely unknown state senator. Image
Feb 11 6 tweets 2 min read
Often-forgotten is the fact that South Africa began granting independence to bantustans in the 70s, in keeping with the "decolonization" movement.

The U.N. and countries like the U.S. refused to recognize these states. The goal was always to destroy white South Africa. Image Transkei, Bophuthatswana, Venda, and Ciskei were granted full independence from 1976 to 1981. They were free to manage their own internal affairs and conduct diplomacy without relying on South Africa. The leaders of these states supported independence because of this. Image
Jan 29 11 tweets 5 min read
Ever wonder why President Trump is always praising William McKinley?

Here's an excerpt from a speech McKinley gave during the 1892 election where he attacks the Democrats for supporting "free trade and for a debased, worthless currency."

There is nothing new under the sun. Image The first part of McKinley's speech attacks easy money policies undertaken under Grover Cleveland's presidency, but the second half delves into free trade: "...we are opposed to British political economy." Laissez faire was seen as a British attempt to crush the American nation. Image
Jan 29 18 tweets 6 min read
The treats-based argument for unlimited immigration/free trade ("MUH CROPS ROTTING IN THE FIELD") is just the modern version of the free trade vs. protectionism conflict that defined 19th century America.

Been reluctant to post about this for various reasons, but here we go. The original party system of the U.S. (the Federalists vs. the Jeffersonian Republicans) evolved out of free trade vs. protectionism. The Federalists favored high tariffs as laid out in Alexander Hamilton's REPORT ON THE SUBJECT OF MANUFACTURES in 1791. Image
Jan 29 9 tweets 4 min read
"B-b-but straight people can get HIV too!"

Maybe you're not familiar with the sheer sick level of degeneracy that spawned HIV. Here's an account of one eyewitness who saw the sheer amounts of public gay buttsex on Christopher Street in Manhattan in the 70s. Image "...on the sidewalks of Christopher Street there wasn't a pretence at conversation, let alone at recognizing that anyone might have a personality. You were understood to be there to have sex, period. The single and only point was to find someone you could get off with..." Image
Jan 24 6 tweets 2 min read
Trump renaming the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America is an important assertion of our power in the world for a reason you might not have considered.

Did you know that Latinos (and other Spanish speakers) insult Americans by refusing to call us by our proper name? Image In Spanish, Americans are referred to as "estadounidense," literally "United Statesian" or "USian." This is officially because children in Spanish-speaking countries are taught that North and South America are a single continent. In reality, it's because they're resentful. Image
Jan 23 5 tweets 2 min read
Once upon a time, I was a naive journalism major and one of my professors was a CBC reporter who had worked for Pierre Trudeau and had all kinds of funny stories, such as how he was ordered to cover up the fact that Prime Minister Jean Chretien was a Biden-level dimwit. Image Chretien was prime minister from 1993 to 2003. He was Quebecois, meaning English was his second language, and he also suffered from Bell's palsy, which paralyzed half of his face. Every speech and press conference he ever made was completely incoherent (here's an example).
Jan 21 6 tweets 3 min read
Libs will cry about Trump declaring the situation at the Mexican border an "invasion." It absolutely is and it has parallels in modern society. Nobody remembers the Green March of 1975, when Morocco marched unarmed civilians into Spanish territory. Image In 1975, Morocco corralled 350,000 of its citizens, mainly women and children, and sent them into the Spanish Western Sahara colony armed with nothing but Moroccan flags. They were very open that this was an invasion to take over the territory, even if the invaders were unarmed. Image
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Jan 18 19 tweets 4 min read
"Gosh darn it, I'm sick of fat American women and paying $50 for Chipotle delivery. I'm gonna move abroad! Any advice?"

You probably shouldn't. Expatriation is dead. You missed the boat by about a decade. Cultural convergence and the death of remote work have hollowed it out. The boom in "digital nomadism" was a 2008-2016 phenomenon, when out-of-work white dudes discovered they could game Google to make $3,000 a month off of affiliate marketing, dropshipping, and other hustles, money that goes further in Mexico or Thailand. That boom is over.
Jan 16 23 tweets 8 min read
Since Trump annexing Canada is in the news, did you know that Newfoundland could have become part of the U.S. in the 1940s?

Newfoundland joined Canada in 1949, nearly a century after Canada was formed. This was despite many Newfoundlanders desiring to become the 49th state. Image Newfoundland has a very distinct history. It is one of the oldest European colonies in the Americas, with its capital, St. John's, being established in 1583. Its age and proximity to Britain (St. John's is closer to Milan than Vancouver) resulted in a different culture emerging. Image
Jan 4 16 tweets 3 min read
Boomers are the most pussywhipped generation in history. They put up with insane amounts of physical and psychological abuse from their wives. We millennials saw it growing up. I wager the manosphere was originally driven in part by how much abuse we saw our fathers put up with. Boomer women are violent and borderline feral. Not uncommon for them to hit their husbands when arguing, often with blunt objects. The husbands rarely fight back because they know that if the police were called, THEY'D be the ones arrested even if they were defending themselves.