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Red Scharlach tweets to the nation, when she isn't engaging in recreational otter promotion and other forms of internet whimsy.
Sep 23, 2019 10 tweets 6 min read
Alpacas Who Look Like Michael Sheen: a thread. Alpacaworld: Rise of the Llamas.
Feb 19, 2019 6 tweets 2 min read
TRUE FACT OF THE DAY: When falcon breeders want to breed falcons, they wear special falcon sex hats. The hat encourages the falcon to shag the breeder's head and collects the falcon sperm, which can then be artificially inseminated.

I'll say that again: FALCON SEX HATS. ALSO TRUE FACT: If you want your own falcon sex hat, you can buy one from Amazon. A snip at £155. Falcon jizz not included. amazon.co.uk/Falcon-Copulat…