OK, buckle up. I wanna talk to you about Triscuit. Several years ago I was at a party (BRAG!), and I spotted a box of Triscuits. I asked everyone, "What does the word 'Triscuit' mean? It's clearly based on the word "BISCUIT," but what does the "TRI" mean?" (I'm great at parties.)

There's a museum in Washington D.C. called Newseum that lets anyone stand in front of a green screen & pretend like they're a reporter They can put in any name they want & say whatever they want. And as far as I can tell, they have no clue their video is uploaded to YouTube