flipped thru one of those "joke books" for women that are actually just books about how much they hate their lives and their marriages and men in general and first of all it was rly sad. but second of all one of the jokes was about how men blow their noses in the shower like as a thing men can "get away with" that women can't (see also: not shaving, not wearing makeup, etc)

wenzhou threadfic p1 lets go
🍠 modern au
🍠 cw's for uhh violence? threat of violence towards kids (chengling)? train based violence? the general cw's you might expect for a modern au wenzhou idk when asked later how they met, wen kexing seems to have an endless supply of romcom meetcutes. he slipped on ice and i caught him; my wallet was stolen and he caught the thief; my wallet was stolen and he WAS the thief

modern au where zhou zishu has a biweekly movie night w jing beiyuan and wu xi where they watch, alternately, Dudely Action Movies (zzs), foreign art house films (jby), and whatever is the weirdest thing wu xi can find to torrent (wu xi really, really likes the shape of water, but it wasn't obscure enough to qualify for movie night so he just watches it by himself a couple times a year)

saturday night ? threadfic part one time notes:
1. this is rly just an extremely convoluted excuse for weird wenzhou horny sorry
2. tyk canon divergence from puppet manor arc; not a full xianxia au but incense doesnt do shit like this in wuxia so ? ? dont worry about it it's literally just horny

SHRIMP EMOJIS, RATED apple shrimp: a fine lad. its got a lot of legs which i like and a very graceful antenna! 7/10