Here's a little wisdom or self reflection or whatever the fuck you wanna call it, from Papa Schizo.

I've decided I have the curse of always wanting to do something. Its not ADHD but maybe its a cause of the new digital age.

Either way its not great and here's why: I do too much.

Plain and simple. And if I'm not doing and working, then I feel this itch in my body. Like an allergen creeping through my synapses to wreak havoc on my Central Nervous system.

In crypto/trading, it is to my complete and utter detriment.

I am hashtag shocked, utterly appalled at you CT.

Hell you might even say that I'm aghast at your behavior.

Because I'm not seeing near enough posts on @GhastProtocol and it is ghastly decisions on all your behalf.

So I'm gonna do it for you, you lazy fucks What is Ghast? Besides a few letters away from being arguably one of the best pokemon lines ever? Gengar part GOAT.

Ghast is an enhanced yield and lending protocol built on top of GMX's GLP, GMD protocol, and potentially other large cap projects in Arbitrum.

Let me tell you a story: I was sitting there right? Just furiously beating off....

Nahhhh, I'm just messing with ya, but I was furiously walking around my neighborhood to calm my angry child and as Dads do, I was listening to a podcast about @SeiNetwork

open.spotify.com/episode/2KLfTt… For one, the @Blockworks_ network of podcasts are phenomenal! They always seem to ask great questions.

So I've done bits and pieces on Sei before but since mainnet is approaching fast, its time to really dive in heavy.

I had a few takeaways from the interview above.

"Steady lads, steady"

This piece is going to focus on another real yield project, called @steadefi.

If you know anything about me, I've been a big advocate of anything real yield. The way of inflated emissions has passed, and it's time to get paid in hard money.

Get stuck in! Before we begin, this is in cooperation with @steadefi.

Do note that I am not a financial advisor and my IQ is roughly 76. I cannot be responsible for your decisions as I'm barely responsible for mine.

Gucci? Ok now that that's out of the way...

LISTEN UP SOLDIERS!

Today we're navigating the veToken wars in search of safe passage across the battlefield!

Col. Schizo along with his partner @Spiral_DAO, are here to tell you of a new entrant to this war, $COIL and $SPR!

Dive into the trenches with me soldier! Small disclaimer before we throw on our helmets and dive into this war: I am not an intelligent person. Do not trust these schizophrenic ramblings as financial advice and certainly do some form of DD before investing.

Ok, shall we go to war?

If there's anything my 6 years in Crypto has taught me, it is that I am an idiot.

But also that the future is multichain! And @ArkenFinance understands that perfectly well.

However, they got that new new on the way and I've been enlisted to bring it your attention! Small disclaimer: These nice ladies and gents have allowed me to write this on their behalf. Their contributions go towards diapers and formula so it's much appreciated!

Be aware my IQ is less than that of an earthworm and nothing I say constitutes as financial advice, k? K.

Today on another episode of Schizo Writes Like a Smoothbrain, we have: Delorean Exchange! @delorean_gm

This post is not sponsored nor is this financial advice cause you shouldn't be taking advice from a man with a self reported IQ of 76.

Now let's see what's happening! 1/

Delorean is another novel protocol following in similar footsteps as Pendle, in that their premise is all about future yield.

Delorean uses GMX and GLP, as the yield generation, in order to deal in this future yield. The idea is to get up to 2 years of expected yield, today.

CAAAN YOUUU SMELL WHAT THE @BERACHAIN IS COOKINGGGGG??!?!?

Cause I fucking can. They're starting to show off the real (FAKE) chain and why they're going to be a force to be reckoned with.

Let's talk a bit about the newest article and why this is my most anticipated token drop! First off, let's link that bad bitch of an article: medium.com/berachain-foun…

Not often will you get a thread like this from me, but I wanted to drop something fairly serious in nature today.

Normally, I'm pretty happy and try to make things that are fun to read. That being said, something has been on my mind today that I think CT will benefit from. 1/

Here's some context: I had my best friend (best man in wedding) since we were 5 years old (nearly 25 years ago, god I'm getting old) stay with my wife, son, and I for this past week.

This dude is my ride or die, my brother. Love him to death and would do anything for him.