I write for fancy websites, talk about DuckTales on YouTube and draw bad cartoons. Folks say I'm a pretty nice guy. (Now at CNET -- former Engadget, Gizmodo)
May 11, 2019 • 130 tweets • 41 min read
Let's do a Final Fantasy XIV thread. This is Pfil Buckwheat. We're going to go on an adventure to discover what a Final Fantasy MMO story is like. Because I heard it's actually pretty good.
But know what? I'm old. I don't have time for MMOs. We're gonna cheat! #FFXIV [THREAD]
That's right. I bought a level boost. I paid Square-Enix $17 to grind FOR me. Because I'm an adult. I don't have time to grind.
But I do want to experience the Final Fantasy XIV story.
I'm not ashamed of this decision. I'm proud of it. Let's do this. @FF_XIV_EN
Nov 5, 2018 • 13 tweets • 4 min read
Some comments on #Diablo Immortal and the #diabloimmortal backlash, the backlash to the backlash and now the backlash to the backlash to the backlash. In a thread.
First, if you're not up to speed, Blizzard announced a new Diablo game at Blizzcon last week. It's called Diablo Immortal and it's coming exclusively to mobile phones. cnet.com/news/diablo-im…
Feb 8, 2018 • 35 tweets • 12 min read
Doctors waiting room. The perfect time to check out Final Fantasy XV Pocket Edition. Except....
At least you've got the intro to see what an adorable potato Noct is.