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Nov 6, 2021 10 tweets 2 min read
Cw int. homophobia

Modern au with proud and out bi!wwx and repressed gay lwj (thanks lqr, also sorry if I always blame it to you), who convinces himself that as long as you both keep your underwear on, it isn’t gay.
Wwx doesn't know why lwj acts so shy with him. It's clear that they both like each other. It's VERY clear that wwx arouses lwj. Yet lwj doesn't let wwx kiss him if not on the corner of his mouth and doesn't let him touch him below the waist.
Wwx CHECKS FOR CONSENT, he really does, but when he doesn’t get an enthusiastic response from lwj
Nov 6, 2021 7 tweets 2 min read
#omegaLWJseason

Alpha!wwx pretending he's a Beta all his life in order to not put in the shadow Beta!jc. He takes his suppressants, he keeps his behaviour under tight wrap.
Then one day he arrives at CR and omega!lwj sees and practically goes in heat there and then. People are CONFUSED. Rationally, even lwj is confused. He never had such a reaction EVER and wwx is not even an alpha?
Meanwhile wwx: 😅 fuckfuckfuckfuck
As soon as lwj is done with his heat he goes to his uncle announcing he has chosen his mate and that mate is wwx.
Nov 5, 2021 4 tweets 2 min read
#omegaLWJseason in which it isn’t unheard of that in a community, in case of necessity, people will spontaneously change their secondary gender (like frogs, kinda). Almost always this will happen to betas, who, maybe in their later years and well after the moment they could have presented, will get an ugly fever and wake up either an alpha oran omega right when in their community there was a lack of one or the other.
Could this happen to an alpha oran omega too? YES, but it's so rare that THAT is almost unheard.
Oct 1, 2021 41 tweets 6 min read
Trying to write an update for the ConcubineLWJ thread and instead being unable to stop think about… Courtesan WWX. I’m sorry, I’m so sorry.

cw // slavery, prostitution In this, Wei Wuxian was never found by Jiang Fengmian and was instead raised into a Courtesan House from a very young age. Lan Wangji instead is still one of the Two Jades of Gusu and one days finds himself walking through Yiling.
Sep 30, 2021 5 tweets 1 min read
I am also watching Superstore and now I want to write SO MUCH a modern AU in which wangxian works in a chinese version of Target or something.
Wwx has been working there for years and is floor supervisor. Lwj starts working there one day and he is absolutely terrible at it. He does all the "rich boy's" mistakes and frankly people (i.e. wwx) wonders why he started working in their superstore. (The answer is that he had a life crisis and ended up there after driving for hours).
Wwx finds lwj adorable and cute and just looking at him make him feel all
Aug 22, 2021 4 tweets 1 min read
Every day, I write LWJ a little bit more like a Disney princess.
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Jul 23, 2021 601 tweets >60 min read
Concubine LWJ, Prince Wei Wuxian. Ready? Go!

Of the three kingdoms that rule over the land, the Southern Kingdom (ruled by the Jiang dynasty) is the most powerful one. It became such after it, alone, pushed back against the Northern Kingdom’s invasion and defeated it. When the Northern kingdom's king attacked Yunmeng, every other kingdom would have had to form alliances left and right to resist it (especially with the very powerful Eastern Kingdom, ruled by the Jin dynasty), but not Yunmeng.
Jun 25, 2021 36 tweets 6 min read
WangXian piercing each other during a hot summer afternoon (inspired by a discussion on the bottomji server and by the manga Bond(z))
🔞 CW: mentions of the act of piercing someone

WY and LZ have been best friends forever. They spent all highschool and university years together. This is the first summer in which they don’t have to worry about studying and exams and it’s HOT. It’s so unbelievably hot, WY is going to lose his mind. How can LZ always look so unbothered?