Blue blood in my veins so you know where I came from,
Born in a world going where they told me I can't go,
In my lane tho:
I'm in the same boat as Usain Bolt...
Feb 23, 2023 • 8 tweets • 2 min read
Lying under the rubble — injured, but alive. Breathing; the air is basically poison, but that's all he's got, and it is gradually running out. Stark darkness; deafening silence, with occasional shifts and vibration from the heavy cranes burrowing from above to find him.
He knows there's no point screaming, but he does anyway; maybe — just maybe — someone might hear him, but there isn't even an echo.
Several hours pass by, and he finally comes to the sad realisation: "This is it. This is where it all ends." He prays, in his mind at first...
Feb 22, 2023 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
I have this new hobby where I prevent people who are driving stupidly just to overtake me just because their cars are faster from getting that joy. Your CLA is fast, but this Accent's driver played Bricks Car Racing every single day from 1995-2004. Cut me make I see something.
I no go speed o, never, but you never go cut me, walahi. I'm that guy
Dec 15, 2021 • 21 tweets • 4 min read
I've been a little quiet about the whole vaccination issue. This has afforded me some time to reflect on why there's so much inertia in the general population as regards receiving the covid vaccines, and I have come to one simple conclusion:
We're focusing on the wrong issue.
1/n
What is this wrong issue? What is the misconception?
That the people have a problem with the vaccines.
They don't. Stay with me, I'll explain.
2/n
Sep 16, 2019 • 15 tweets • 12 min read
A short story of how I was targeted because of my love for breast. Breast will surely kill me one day, but not now.
A thread.
I mean, right from the get-go it was obvious this was a fake account. From the username, to the fact that the account was created a couple of weeks ago, to the "Inbox me".
But I decided to indulge a little cos it'll be fun, and I was right.
Nbs copy & paste questionnaire 😂