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generation XYZ. he/him. design @voxproduct. i am big ball of twine with huge googly eyes glued on. look at my mouth, another kind of twine painted with chalk!!!
Dec 12, 2020 6 tweets 4 min read
omg @jack please tell me you’ve disabled his likes and stats holy shit it’s real
Dec 9, 2020 4 tweets 1 min read
i think about this at least once per month. it fucking haunts me Image (alt text: the "bear wearing zebra pants" brain fart from the 2014 Shingy digital prophet article) newyorker.com/magazine/2014/…
Mar 14, 2019 7 tweets 2 min read
one thing is clear from this college admissions fraud business: privileged white crime in the US has gotten lazy and bad. staging photos for an athletic profile in water polo, a sport that doesnt even exist?? we can do better. thread. America used to be THE place for white-collar crime. In my day we had the Enron guys, first-class criminals who played complex accounting shell-games that were incomprehensible to all but the most thorough experts, through confusing jargon, numbers, and crafty thwarting of law.