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Author of DOUBLE BLIND, WIZZY WIG and PARALLAX (Available now!) Science is cool. She/her https://t.co/5oea4BMrck #WTFparenting
May 3, 2020 12 tweets 6 min read
An Argument In Favor of Video Games
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My 15 yo son has spent every second of his free time during this pandemic hanging out online, playing video games with his friends. He started by ranking up to the elite tiers of #ApexLegends. 1/12
#Quaranteens #platinum4 I am told this is quite a feat. Honestly, I believe it because it took him and his friend 6 hours a day for a week to rank that high. 2/12
#Quaranteens #platinum4
Sep 16, 2019 11 tweets 4 min read
Made a friend this weekend.
(Don't read this thread if eyeballs gross you out.)

Helped @duck13x with a pig roast at a send-off party this weekend. As we're carving up the roast, this intense looking little girl walked over and pointed to the head of the pig.
#WTFparenting 7 yo: Did someone already get the eyeballs?
*points to roasted pig*
Me: uh...no?
7 yo: Can I have one? I like eyeballs.
Me: Are you sure?
Her Dad: She says she likes them.
*shrugs*
7 yo: Yes. I like eyeballs.
Me: Hooo-kaay.

#thatsnotweird #WTFparenting