it rules that every single day one of the guys who pretend to be journalists at ringside news has a fucking unhinged meltdown on twitter and retweets his shit on the ringside news account and then just deletes the tweets and goes back to posting fake wrestling stories anytime they get any pushback from the wrestlers they make up shit about they down a bottle of jack daniels and post shit like “i’ve got a fucking gun to my head jungle boy are you happy now?? maybe i should take you with me” then an hour later it’s back on the grind

i am watching rampage this sammy/darby match is pretty weird so far but damn sammy just has everything out. like bro we can see everything!