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Darth J.D., God of Shitposts
@starklyjd
A cryptic cryptid that appears when you least expect me to.
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Mar 3, 2024 • 7 tweets • 2 min read
Here’s how MY knowledge of niche comic characters has taught me @Google is useless thanks to AI.

See, the Original Human Torch, Jim Hammond is my favorite guy.

I know more about him than a solid 95% of comic fans.

And I know he’s never be portrayed on screen by a human. Image So Google saying he was in a film made me curious.

Not in “Oh no I missed something” way since I know Jim first appeared in 1939’s Timely Comics’s Marvel Comics #1.

So him being referenced as being in a 1917 film? Well that’s impossible.
Mar 20, 2022 • 9 tweets • 2 min read
So why did I make my thread of Black Trekkies?

Because I understand what it means to uplift Black s voices rather than go on a crusade against a person for your friend.

But since they want to lie on one of my friends, let me tell show the difference. See unlike VulcanCumslut and KitKat, and Merc—I’m not only black but also not a fake ass shithead who has decided to use a friend’s trauma to attack everyone for not ‘protecting’ Black Trekkies since the moment you start attacking the group you want to speak for, you’re the ass.
Mar 20, 2022 • 12 tweets • 7 min read
Cool Black Trekkie Projects You Should Be Aware Of:

Because the first step in supporting Black Trekkies is knowing of them. First up, a project I used to be a part of: @SyfySistas

They are a great group of women who were inspired to start their podcast and FB group after a con where they failed to see their perspective.

While their pods are Trek focused primarily, they cover all SciFi.
Mar 18, 2022 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
Makes me wonder how hard they are going to go with the no homo on this show. Like Kirk clearly likes women, that's canon and only shippers think otherwise.

But Spock's relationship with attraction is far more complex to make him into a sexual being is interesting to say the least. Like he only seems to be into anyone when he's out of his mind somehow.
Sep 18, 2021 • 18 tweets • 4 min read
So we all know that Amazon wants to make company cities.

And the news keeps treating this as a good idea. Or at least not a horrifying one.

For that reason I’m providing you with a history lesson on the Coal Wars—a tale of a company town. You see, in the 1870s and 1880s, company’s decided to make company towns.

Now a company town is somewhere where your job controls your job, owns your house, and also owns the stores where you can buy things.

It’s all a giant ploy for company’s to get back the money they give
Jun 15, 2021 • 51 tweets • 9 min read
Fuck it. I have an hour before K should head out and seeing how I made my bones on Trek Tiddies:

Siri, play Fall Out Boy.

Star Trek, We’re Going Down- A Thread. I want it known I blame DC for this.

Now… Everyone says Kirk goes down. And yes he’s a horny nerd who loves to accomplish things and he will accomplish that task.

But he’s a softy. It’s more of a slow burn attack than fast and furious. Gonna make you forget you came to bang.
Jun 13, 2021 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
Ladyfingers from scratch was a choice. Image My peaks be stiff like whoa. Image
Jun 13, 2021 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
Started my braised beef. Image One bottle of wine later. Image
Mar 11, 2021 • 10 tweets • 2 min read
So I’m going to watch The Mountain starting Anson Mount wearing a skirt at some point. I can only assume is Gossip Girl at a Ski Resort. Penn Padgley is in it I guess?

I don’t care. I love mess.
#TheMountainWatch

youtube.com/playlist?list=… Oh. My. God.

I’m a minute in and there is a dude on a motorbike voicing over about the fact that his grandfather died while Miss You by Blink 182 plays in the background for DRAMA!

Why did this only last one season?!
Mar 11, 2021 • 20 tweets • 8 min read
What It's Like To Be Drunk With Random Star Trek Characters: Chris Pike is a weird drunk. You go in expecting a wild night, but mostly spend the evening lying on the ground listening to Fleetwood Mac and EVERY HORSE FACT HE KNOWS.

Like did you you know Frayling Hayes was only dead to win a horse race? Well you do now.

Still, fun night.
Feb 28, 2021 • 83 tweets • 30 min read
Because apparently only ONE PERSON that isn't me has strong feelings about Pokemon, I present:

The Star Trek Cookout- A Thread.

Let's do this... Nyota Uhura is invited to the cookout. Duh. She the first one on the list. She family. Can't be a cookout without her. HOWEVER she don't bring a dish. Y'all can either have her bring her voice or she can bring a dish, but she ain't doing both. That's why you got other guests.
Feb 28, 2021 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
Well I’m reading Lovecraft for research purposes and that means y’all get my Lovecraft hot takes.

Hoo boy. Let’s hope it’s not worse than Joyce. THIS JUST THE FIRST PARAGRAPH!

Like how is ALL OF AFRICA old, trite and sinister?

God damn it. Ok. Carrying on.
Feb 25, 2021 • 20 tweets • 8 min read
As a tit connoisseur, let me break it down for y’all sad little Trek dweebs (A thread) As far as Tiddies go, Kirk is a basic bitch. There’s nothing special to them. They aren’t muscular or too flat. Just your base line tiddie. He is the definition of a 5/10.