Pro-choice Clinic Escort. Small-a atheist. #NAFO scum. @stealthbadger.net on bsky. Probably not your friend.
Oct 19 • 5 tweets • 1 min read
@TetyanaUkrainka Jesus, instead of singing mud, what are the GL people supposed to do, hire these magical mystical people who can look into the past to decipher historical mysteries? Rumor has it that these wizards are called "auditors."
@TetyanaUkrainka I say this as the son of a former senior auditor for the U.S. government, so I'm always surprised when people caught out on a scam like "there's no need to dig into all that if you support the cause!"
Aug 21, 2021 • 27 tweets • 4 min read
Mike Lindell is up on stage now at the #TrumpRally, and the first thing he says is "shame on Fox."
He is now conducting an out-of-season "airing of the grievances."
If you thought Lindell might learn something from the collapse of his cyber symposium... well, no.
The conspiracy has just gotten EVEN BIGGER in his mind.
Aug 21, 2021 • 14 tweets • 4 min read
🧵So remember when Texas passed a heartbeat bill banning abortions after a fetal heartbeat is detectable (which can be as little as only six weeks, long before most pregnancies are detected)? You may or may not also know that the enforcement of this is outsourced: /1
enforcement of this act is not done by the state, individuals not associated with Texas state or local government (including people outside of TX suing about an abortion performed in TX) can bring civil lawsuits against *anyone involved in providing the abortion*, /2
Stand down, the haters of Jethro Tull have retreated. But be ready to move out in case they come again.
Jan 19, 2021 • 11 tweets • 3 min read
I'd like to offer a few words about why Parler's "Russian IP" is nothing of note to me.
First, the IP belongs to ddos-guard, a CDN (Content Delivery Network). First, a CDN is a service gets content to your site visitors faster through methods which aren't important right now. /1
Well, it kind of is, hrm. There are two ways it makes it faster: 1. by putting copies of often-loaded content closer to the end users, and by using a dedicated network to spread out to places closer to your end users. There's a problem: right now DDOS-guard isn't doing that.
Nov 25, 2020 • 27 tweets • 4 min read
Man at PA hearing who claims to have witnessed several possibly suspicious things involved with the voting, none of which were definitely fraudulent in any way: "I think there were honest people who saw what they wanted to see," with absolutely no self-awareness.
OH MY GOD THIS GUY IS TRYING TO DESCRIBE BITLOCKER AND HE DOES NOT KNOW WHAT BITLOCKER DOES.
Nov 23, 2020 • 10 tweets • 6 min read
1. It looks like the transition might finally be on! 2. I HATE GETTING POLICY ANNOUNCEMENTS FROM MY GOVERNMENT VIA TWEET 3. I know you hate seeing Trump's tweets, but this is a big deal.
One of two things is true: 1. A bunch of people at the White House just staged an intervention 2. Trump will be rage-tweeting in about 30 seconds
Okay, #2 might be true regardless of #1
Nov 23, 2020 • 41 tweets • 6 min read
OH MY GOD SAVE ME FROM PEOPLE WITH A LITTLE COMPUTER KNOWLEDGE
Patrick Colbeck DOES NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT HE IS TALKING ABOUT.
OH MY GOD THIS GUY IS NOW TELLING THE BOARD WHAT THEIR JOB IS
Just want to throw out there that religious schools (like Covington, don't know if they went in particular) were busing those kids to stand in front of the Planned Parenthood in DC before they went to the "March for Life." /1
The kids and their chaperones do anything from just standing there praying (and staring at the patients with pity or disapproval, and the escorts with scorn or almost fear), to calling us things like concentration camp guards, to "sidewalk counseling" the patients. /2
