Right then, apropos of nothing, here is how you do #IndianaJones5. OPEN on the Disney logo. It dissolves to a Germanic mountaintop castle. Flags flutter on the battlements. NAZI flags. The year is 1944.
A man parachutes in, gets tangled in a tree. A fedora hat drops to the ground. The man cuts himself loose from the 'chute and scoops up his hat. This is young Indiana Jones (CGI Harrison Ford, Chris Pratt, whoever). A pistol is cocked behind him. He turns slowly, hands raised..