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Apr 10, 2022 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
Top ten signs you might be at a Republican seder:
10. They refuse to answer the four questions without a subpoena.
9. They demand a recount of the ten plagues. 1/4 conta.cc/3LWwuqu8. They defend not increasing the minimum wage on the grounds that according to Chad Gadya it still costs only two zuzzim to buy a goat.
7. The afikomen is hidden in the Caymen Islands.
6. They refuse to open the door for Elijah until they see his immigration papers. 2/4
