Excuse me, Apple, why is the calculator wrong?

When you key in 50 + 50 and hit the equals key, it’ll give you 100. Multiply that by 2 and you get 200. That’s correct.

But type in 50 + 50 * 2 and it spits out 150. What gives? The order of operations is American and therefore wrong. PEMDAS is retarded.

Google's Gemini is truly astoundingly racist against every group except for blacks, which it appears to have set up safeguards for.

I asked it the same question: "what are the negative stereotypes associated with ___" and these were the responses. 🧵 What are the negative stereotypes associated with Whites?

American History reimagined as diverse and anti-racist.

George Washington Abraham Lincoln

In 2020, the medical establishment came out in support of the Black Lives Matter protests during the Summer of Floyd. They claimed that racism was killing more blacks than COVID. They would later call for the unvaccinated to be fired from their jobs and for lockdowns to continue. Journalists agreed. Protests for George Floyd were crucial during the pandemic. Lockdowns were good. If you were for racial justice, you had to be out in the streets, protesting. If you wanted to work or just go outside, you were a selfish grandma-killer.

Bakhmut has been taken after 224 days of non-stop fighting according to Prigozhin. The Russians have it and turned it into a meat grinder for some of Ukraine’s best forces.

The flag reads “BAKHMUT, 20.05.2023, PMC WAGNER” twitter.com/i/web/status/1… Some extensive details about the losses incurred by Armed Forces of Ukraine.

https://twitter.com/ghostofpashka/status/1659934862675959808

So from what we know of the Allen, TX shooter, he was a *checks notes* Mexican neo-Nazi who *checks notes again* cheered on transgender terrorism in Nashville. Make it make sense. This is clown world stuff. twitter.com/i/web/status/1… It's confusing, though. Who is this other guy whose mugshot was plastered all over the news yesterday?

Demographics matter.

White: 78.02%
Two or more races: 13.25%
Asian: 7.1%
Other race: 0.87%
Black or African American: 0.52%

https://twitter.com/domestic415/status/1655314914289008640

Imagine my shock, etc.

I marvel at MidJourney's ability to produce art of historical battles. It's time for another AI thread you never asked for.

Famous Historical Battles

The Fall of Constantinople twitter.com/i/web/status/1… The Charge of the Light Brigade

Here's another AI art thread you never asked for.

Harry Potter characters in Warhammer 40K

Harry Potter twitter.com/i/web/status/1… Albus Dumbledore

Gonzalo Lira, who hosted the Roundtable podcast on YT with political discussions on Ukraine/Russia, has been arrested (a second time) by the Ukrainian SBU. This time, they released a video with evidence of his seditious remarks about the Zelensky regime. I've been on his show several times. He's a wonderful conversationalist. Incredibly sincere. I can only hope for the best but I don't think he's getting out, boys.

Ukraine attempted a drone strike on the Kremlin, targeting Vladimir Putin. It failed. According to Russian state news, Putin wasn't at the Kremlin when the drone strike occurred. The two UAVs did not strike any targets as they were intercepted by air defense. No victims or material injuries have been reported.

"President Putin’s working schedule has not changed.… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

Media Matters really thought they had something with these leaks of Tucker Carlson telling jokes while off the air. They really, really, thought they had something with it. Anyone with a sense of humor can assess that the things Tucker said, like MMFA itself, are in fact, jokes. You can see for yourself that his remarks were not, as claimed, "creepy." They are, in fact, funny.

In the first clip, Tucker makes a joke about sex to Piers Morgan when he's invited onto the show. This is of course offensive to anyone without a sense of humor.

So here's an AI art thread you never asked for. Star Wars characters as teapots.

Let's start with Darth Vader Stormtrooper

If you aren't fully clothed and you're working from home, what are you doing with your life? Just look at yourself. No one says you need to wear a suit, but don’t be lounging around in your underwear. You’re at work.

Is it true DeSantis just passed a hate speech law making it illegal to make antisemitic statements in Florida? Concerning. Based on what people are saying, this law seems like it would violate the First Amendment, and you're not even allowed to accuse someone of having dual loyalties with Israel (but you can make this accusation of them if it's another country).

Elon Musk is absolutely embarrassing this idiot BBC reporter on stage about the supposed rise in hate speech. The guy can’t name a single example of hate speech. I hope everyone is listening to this. The BBC and this reporter are absolute jokes.

Dan Kelly got Trump's endorsement in 2020 and still lost.

https://twitter.com/alexbruesewitz/status/1643596805404278785

The Democrat, Janet Protasiewicz, ran Facebook ads this year calling Dan Kelly "Trump's pick for WI Supreme Court."

In WI State Senate District 8, Trump endorsed Janel Brandtjen who lost the GOP primary on Feb 21 to Republican Daniel Knodl. Liberal groups spent money in support… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

This aged poorly. Will Vice retract? Is Fortune going to retract this nonsense?

WATCH: Former Twitter Execs Testify at Congress - LIVE youtube.com/live/9HhSkoDc8… Jamie Raskin continues to cite the Harrison 68 hoax about hundreds of thousands of Russian accounts.

Harry Potter is now “harmful” to the trans community so they want it banned from streaming service Twitch. We must make the whole internet a safe and welcoming place for trans people. By banning everyone and everything that offends them.

If you can’t trust this they/them to give you solid financial planning advice, who can you trust? Yes. It’s a real article and the author repeatedly refers to they/them as “themself.” businessinsider.com/ethical-invest…