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Jul 5 10 tweets 2 min read
weird interaction with a student this week. they kept coming up with weird "facts" ("greek is actually a combination of four other languages") that left me baffled. i said let's look this stuff up together, and they said ok, i'll open a search bar, and they opened... ch*tgpt and i was like "this is not a search bar" and they were like "yes it is, you can search for anything in here"
Apr 3, 2023 4 tweets 1 min read
this is just based on vibes but i think part of the problem with the current reception of stuff like star wars, etc, is that people haven't ever watched a single fucking thing that the original makers pulled from. no westerns, no samurai flicks. no fucking clue how they work. when people got furious about luke skywalker not still being a cool badass guy who personally wins the fight i blinked maybe a thousand times, conservatively, because i was like "he's?? the old tired master now??? glory is empty to him?? did you guys not read the fucking memo??"
Aug 12, 2022 12 tweets 2 min read
let's review:
-there is no ao3 "algorithm." fics show up in order of being posted/updated. you can sort by other criteria yourself with the drop-down menu.
-ao3 does not tag fics. authors tag fics. content is missing a warning? that's not a flawed algorithm, that's human error. -ao3 does not allow material that is illegal in the country which is their base of operations (the US). if you are describing content you find distasteful, feel free to choose a different word.
-there. is. no. algorithm.
Aug 11, 2022 6 tweets 2 min read
this isn't guidance, it's someone saying "i don't give a fuck, do whatever you want" and then rolling over and pulling the duvet over their head. this is a character in a movie looking at the smoking wreckage of a plane on a deserted beach and saying "...i think we're on our own" i don't want to live in this country anymore. like, this isn't the only reason, not even the worst reason. it's just today's millionth ugly straw. we just don't give a single shit.
Apr 5, 2022 113 tweets 20 min read
rancid zhaoxie au where zj uses xie'er as bait for blackmailing his rivals, up to and including scenarios where xie'er poses as hired entertainment and then fakes d- wording during rough sex... so that zj can swoop in and "cover it up," ensuring that his rival is in his pocket. xie'er gets incredibly good at faking seizures, faking overdoses... the hardest part is not panicking and shoving away when a target starts to choke him. but zj is so helpful, teaching him how to take it. he learns how to float away instead.
Jan 31, 2022 6 tweets 2 min read
thanks to @claricecsorcha and @tbgkaru_woh i cannot stop thinking about a/b/o rongyexie????? and *specifically* about how different the sex would be, between xie'er/rcq and xie'er/yby. this idea consumes me. i feel like an edwardian gentleman who has seen his first erotic etching like read this threadfic and you'll know what i mean. join me on the fainting couch
Jan 30, 2022 7 tweets 2 min read
the maus thing is obviously the most glaring (and the most violently antisemitic) example, but we really are in the grip of a much bigger cultural push to eliminate the "undesirables" and "degenerates" in art. we are. like imagine reading that book, an unflinching testimony and an uncomprehending cry to God himself, and being "offended" at the cuss words. the unbelievable smallness of spirit that takes. imagine thinking that "vulgarity" was a valid criteria in judging it. could not be me