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Self taught fashion designer building the biggest fashion brand out of Africa yet | creative director of @debonairtouch | Aesthete |
Jul 26, 2020 21 tweets 7 min read
A lot of bizarre things have happened in my life but none of them compares to how i almost lost my life because of woman.

#threadstorytime It all started about a month ago, i decided to take a break from furiously pursuing igbo girls as it seems like they live off the tears of yoruba guys. Fortunately for me i stumbled on Feyi's TL, slid into her DM & the rest they say is history.
Mar 22, 2020 42 tweets 10 min read
Babatunde Amoussa in "The Virus"

(Disclaimer: All characters & events depicted in this story are purely fictional & for entertainment purposes)

Happy reading! 😎 ***DSS HQ***
A1: F9, you're well aware of the OYO-01 virus also known as the Lasgidi virus that originated in ojuelegba.
F9: Yes Ma.
A1: We have had over 1000 cases in Lagos in the last 3 weeks with a mortality of about 80% & we have been reporting an average of 50 new cases
Mar 5, 2020 55 tweets 14 min read
Babatunde Amoussa in "The Mole"

A snippet from the memoir of a Nigerian spy!

(Disclaimer: all characters in this body of work are fictional & solely for entertainment purposes)

Happy reading 😊

#Thread 👇 ****DSS HQ****
A1: F9 well-done on your last mission bring in Qudus the executioner!
Me: Thank you Ma.
A1: Now that the pleasantries are out of the way, here's why I called you; Qudus is refusing to talk to our interrogation team & says he'd only talk to you because you're
Mar 4, 2020 17 tweets 5 min read
How I went from being PLAIN, IGNORED & FORGETTABLE to IRRESISTIBLE!

A #Thread 👇 I had finally gotten a job with a Top microfinance bank on the island after every inch of Lagos had kissed the sole of my shoes from relentless job hunting for 3 years.
Feb 27, 2020 41 tweets 12 min read
England (MI 6) has James Bond, The United States of America (CIA) has Jack Bauer and Nigeria (DSS) has me... Babatunde Amoussa!😭

A snippet from the memoir of a Nigerian spy! After 3 years of searching on end for jobs without success I decided to join the Nigerian Secret Service. A big shot uncle of mine called in a favour from someone who knew someone that knew someone & the rest they say is history.