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Sep 8, 2020 15 tweets 10 min read
Happy #StarTrekDay — in honour of this occasion and with apologies to the Great Bird of the Galaxy for my transgressions, I have replaced every instance of the word “brain” in Spock’s Brain with the word “dick”.

I’m so very sorry.

#SpocksDick #StarTrekDay #SpocksDick
Jan 30, 2018 13 tweets 6 min read
Tune in at 9PM ET for a special Swear Trek State of the Union. #STSOTU Remember all the fun we had at the presidential debates? Well, it’s time for the Swear Trek State of the Union! #STSOTU
Oct 25, 2017 37 tweets 17 min read
Astoundingly juvenile idea: all of Spock’s Brain, replacing every instance of “brain” with “dick”. You have spoken. Over the next few weeks I will do the entirety of Spock’s Brain, replacing the word “brain” with “dick”.

#SpocksDick