Sex is sweet… until orthopedics join the chat.🚑😂

Let’s break down 8 popular sex positions that carry the highest risk of injury if done wrong.

👇🏽 A thread you’ll never forget 🧵
1. Cowgirl (Woman on Top, facing partner)

🚨 Risk Level: High

The most dangerous position statistically.

If she comes down at the wrong angle, the penis bends instead of sliding in → penile fracture.

Moral: Don’t turn your man’s banana into plantain chips.

The Gloves Are Off Again! Frank Edoho vs. JJ Omojuwa — Round 2 Begins After a 48-Hour Truce!

HERE WE GO🚨🚨🚨

A thread 🧵

https://twitter.com/symplyDAPO/status/1949111917190005225

It started yesterday as a joke when 3rd generation influencer DamiForeign asked Grok, “Who’s the most foolish Nigerian influencer on X?” 😂
Then Chuki requested Grok to “Drop a top 10.”
Grok did… and when No. 6 saw their name, all hell broke loose. 💀🔥

A thread of savage replies that got people laughing

No 1 No 2

Robbers enterd a House in Akure, asked for all the Money and Valuables.
After they collect what they can, they gave the man of the house a gun with instructions to shoot his wife or shoot himself.

The man gets the gun, points it at his wife and hesitates. He is thinking of what he has gone through in life with his wife and how she has suffered and sacrificed for him.

He hands back the gun and says, “I am sorry I can’t do this…

I just heard this sad story now.

Gbenga who was a bank manager in one of the biggest bank in Nigeria and was earning N2.4M monthly. Woke up one morning & decided to submit his resignation to Japa to Canada.
He started the process, sold all his houses in Abuja, Lagos & Ilorin. Sold his cars and virtually all his properties here in Nigeria. After selling all his properties he had close to 3.7Billion in his account. Also what mentioning he wasn't yet married as he fiancée got hit by a runaway driver while on her way to work in Abuja, last year.

Congratulations to everyone that sees this tweet, as the road to photoshoping using your phone has started.

Course Title: PicsArt for Beginners (Removing Background)

This is the 2nd class in our series. Retweet for others to learn. As usual it is a thread and I will be brief. Before we proceed, I must say most of you passed the assignment with flying colours and some even tried it on other pictures. Remember to always use our hashtag #PicsartWithDAPSY to submit or ask questions, as it is easier for me to see them.

Now to the assignment solution.

If you are seeing this tweet congratulations, as it's time to maximize your mobile phone capabilities to create cool design and edit pictures.

Course Title: PicsArt for Beginners (Color Change)

I'll try to make this as simple as possible. Kindly retweet, so others can learn. You are welcome to my first class of creating/editing photos using  PicsArt app. To avoid missing any class, kindly follow me and put on my notification.

The road won't be easy but we will definitely get there eventually, just have an open mind and keep practicing.

A thread on graphic designers for beginners. You don't need to to own a laptop to be a guru in this field. All you need is a mobile phone (andriod/iPhone) not Nokia 3310.

Since the day I started using my mobile phone for graphic designer, I have never looked back.. For those wanting to start using your mobile phone for designing, this apps are your best bet.
1. PicsArt: it is the photoshop king when it comes to apps. You can virtually use it for anything from simple banners to photo manipulation. Free but you pay for some added features