when harry met sally au except it’s namjin who are very good friends but who are both very straight (except it turns out they are not straight at all and one fake orgasm in a restaurant is enough to set nj off on a very long and bisexual discovery about himself) impossible for me to simply scroll thru netflix without constructing entire au plots in my head like the slutty little nerd i am

i’ve been sitting on a roadtrip au update for over a week bc i’ve got a thesis deadline on 3/2 so i just haven’t had time to post it and i keep getting confused why no one has commented on [redacted] and then i realize it’s cuz i’m the only one who’s read it, how twisted is that for all u wordle fans out there the redacted stands for _ _ _ _ _ _ / _ _ _ _ _ _ _ / _ _ / _ _ _ _ _ / _ _ / _ _ _ / _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ omg that took me 4 whole minutes to type i’m really taking this procrastination break seriously

sleeping beauty au where jk lives with his 5 magic uncles and one day he meets a handsome prince while he’s picking berries but they end up being SUPER boring like not good at conversation at all, and after he sneaks away by creating an animal diversion he meets evil wizard sj sorry guys i guess it’s just a disney adult kinda day and i’m too tired to keep the thoughts inside

ok so i can’t stop thinking about a fic where seokjin gets turned into a sofa by a witch and the curse is that he won’t turn back into a human until he witnesses a confession of genuine and *reciprocated* love and 70 years of disappointment later yoongi buys him at a charity shop (this idea is inspired by the sofa: a moral tale which is yes an 18th century french novel about a man who is turned into a sofa that yes i did just learn about today and immediately thought oh now THAT’S what i call a trope) (sorry in advance)

yoonjin au where seokjin needs help with a caption and yoongi sends a text to the wrong chat this mini au is for @haya_hiii, @xcusemesirr and @clairezo88!!!! happy birthday pals 💕♑️

[yoonkook au] where jungkook gets dumped and goes on a road trip to figure stuff out welcome to another yoonkook au!! i’m not sure how long this will be but i’ll be posting it over the next month? months? who knows, but be assured there will be many goofy times (and perhaps a wee bit of angst) ahead, please enjoy 🛣✨

yoonkook au where jungkook thinks his home is haunted ok i’m gonna post this throughout the rest of the day bc i haven’t actually finished it yet but i need the motivation to wrap it up by the end of the day so here we go happy halloween!!!!!👻💕

au where hobi wears denim and ot6 try and fail to cope ✨ commissioned by @MBR_29!! thank you for the denim hobi prompt and thank you for understanding when i said i wouldn’t be able to limit ot6 ramblings to one post and turned this into a very mini au

yoonmin au where yoongi is tasked with planning jinkook’s joint bachelor party, which unfortunately means accepting a helping hand from jk’s best man i’ll be posting the first half of this today and the second half either tmrw or saturday!!

commissioned by the sweet meg @MBR_29, hope u enjoyyyy

namgiseok au where namjoon and yoongi are both in unrequited love with their roommate and find ways to commiserate about it this is an old prompt that was commissioned by @/chazatello to be expanded into a mini au!! i’ll be posting the first half today and the rest tmrw pls enjoyyyyy

au where vmin get high and come to the group chat to get something off their chests cw / recreational drug use !!

mini au commissioned by @/checkeredundies!! happy friday everybody hope you enjoy :]

taegi au where taehyung sees a picture of yoongi on his friend’s instagram and predictably loses his shit this mini au was commissioned by @myoongipdnim ✨ enjoy everyone, may your days be filled with bounties of taegi

namseok au where a cute stranger sits down at namjoon’s table not realizing it’s occupied, and namjoon handles the unexpected company as best as he can (i.e. poorly) this mini au was commissioned by @/tragedyjunk!! enjoyyyy ✨☕️

[yoonkook au] where twitter exists in ancient greece, jungkook is hercules, and yoongi is an annoyed citizen who just wants to go about his day without hearing how great this new demigod is





based on this brain spiral

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