A Harley Biker is sitting on his Harley, drinking a beer, by the Zoo in Washington, DC when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage.
Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the collar of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the 1/6 eyes of her screaming parents.
The biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and the biker brings the girl to her terrified parents, 2/6

To All you Millennials and Gen Z or whatever letter of the alphabet we're on. I have fought beside Black Men, Latin Men, Asian Men, Native American Men and for each of those men I was prepared to lay down my life and if I had the Opportunity to do so again, 1/5 I would not hesitate. They have my Respect and Admiration. They've seen Hell and lost some Brothers and Sisters along the way So excuse me when I say to the Younger Generations, Why should I or anyone else take you seriously when you rage about Trans Rights, 2/5

RULES TO TEACH YOUR SON
1. Never shake a man’s hand sitting down.
2. Don’t enter a pool by the stairs.
3. The man at the BBQ Grill is the closest thing to a king.
4. In a negotiation, never take the first offer.
5. Request the late check-out. 1/7 6. When entrusted with a secret, keep it.
7. Hold your heroes to a higher standard.
8. Return a borrowed car with a full tank of gas.
9. Play with passion or don’t play at all.
10. Always protect your siblings.
11. Don’t let a wishbone grow where a backbone should be. 2/7

I hired a plumber to help me restore an old farmhouse, and after he had just finished a rough first day on the job: a flat tire made him lose an hour of work, his electric drill quit and his ancient one ton truck refused to start. While I drove him home, he sat in 1/6 stony silence. On arriving, he invited me in to meet his family. As we walked toward the front door, he paused briefly at a small tree, touching the tips of the branches with both hands. When opening the door he underwent an amazing transformation.. His face was 2/6

A DEA officer stopped at our farm yesterday, he said “I need to inspect your farm for illegal growing drugs.”
I said “Okay, but don’t go in that field over there.”
The DEA officer verbally exploded saying, “Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with 1/4 me!” Reaching into his rear pants pocket, the arrogant officer removed his badge and shoved it in my face. “See this badge?! This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish…. On any land !! No questions asked or answers given!! Have I made myself clear?…. do 2/4

I want to share something, A Few Years ago I was on the Verge of Suicide. I was still trying to heal from my accident only to keep being put back into the hospital because of MRSA and Pneumonia plus my ex-wife and her family were robbing me blind of Items that were dear 1/9 to me and my pain meds. It's a long story that I don't really want to type out right now. However One day I went to the place I was going to end my Life and I just sat there crying uncontrollably. I couldn't believe that after all that I had been thru, this is what 2/9

This country is run on epidemics and Fear, Metaphorically and Literally. Between Educational Institutions, Corporations, Woke TV shows, A Corrupted Judicial System, The lying MSM and Politicians on both sides of the aisle, who could care less whether you Live or Die, 1/10 Yet that's exactly what they're doing. Determining your and your families fates. People have died and will continue to die for no other purpose than to fatten the purses of the above mentioned organizations and those are just part of the problem. Tell me How many honest 2/10

This post is not open for debate. I have listened to everyone else’s hatred, rhetoric and outright lies for the last four years, so now I am having my say. If you don’t like it, you know where the delete button is. Let me be clear, I am not a Biden fan. I think he is (1/12) corrupt, a liar, a racist bigot, is in bed with China and probably suffering from dementia. He has done nothing to improve anything in his 47-year political career. But what has Trump done in the past 4 years?
The "arrogant" in the White House brokered four Middle 2/12

After my Accident, I found my self wallowing in self pity because my life was altered forever. It was a "feel sorry for me" fest. I even had a plan to end my life. Then one day something clicked. I did a lot of Soul Searching and I was disgusted with what I saw It was an eye opener. Yeah, what happened to me was bad but looking back there was a lot of Good that came from it. So much good, in such a way that to me it was proof that Christ was looking out for me. So I began to work harder and after my trach tube was taken out ( 1/4)

SPEAKING OF WEARING MASKS
ME AT RESTAURANT:
Hostess: ok, I can seat you at this table right here 4 feet away, but I will need you to wear a mask to the table.
Me : what happens when I get to the table?
Hostess: you can take off the mask.
Me : then it is safe over there?
(1 of 5) Hostess: yes.
Me : are those fans blowing above the table? Is that the air-conditioning I feel? Is the air circulating in here?
Hostess: no words. Confused look.
ME AT GROCERY STORE:
Why is there plastic on the payment keypad?
Cashier: to protect people from Covid.
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