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Executive Producer of The Haunting of Skeleton Town for Netflix, Illustrator & Printmaker, Effects Pedal Museum of New England, Kingcast Art Director.
Mar 31, 2023 17 tweets 5 min read
Ok let's go thru this bullshit Funko statement because it's 11:30pm, I'm mad and extremely sober but full of double stuf oreos.

First and foremost the "taste makers" you were "obsessed" with who were "always on the pulse"? bad news, you just fired them. The Brand Logo you tossed on top of this tonedeaf memo is not a living entity, it's not a magic rock that art directs, finds cool new artists, cultivates relationships with ongoing artists and studios, nor thinks wildly outside of the box for unique matchups of property/artist...
Mar 30, 2023 4 tweets 2 min read
For the hundred millionth time. It is currently impossible to screenprint timed editions, or editions in the thousands, of every poster Mondo does. The infrastructure has been maxed out for years, and it would take multiple years to build out and train meaningful expansion. Was it inaccurate that Rob Mitch and Eric were fired? Was that misinformation? Because that's what we're all angry about. That's why nearly every artist that helped build that company is walking.
May 1, 2020 20 tweets 9 min read
ok, heres a quick story thread that falls within the "history of rock" that you probably haven't heard because frankly its super esoteric and isnt as engaging as Hendrix lighting a guitar on fire or whatever. pictured is a 1962 Maestro Fuzz-Tone, the first production fuzz pedal Image ...designed by Glenn Snoddy & a tv studio engineer named Revis Hobbs. it builds on a 1961 mistake made by a recording engineer named Grady Martin, who via broken console preamp, produced the distorted tic-tac bass tone at 1:28 of Marty Robbins 'Dont Worry'
Jul 28, 2019 16 tweets 5 min read
hey artists: quick thread on doing an affordable "pipe and drape" style convention booth setup for illustrators/printmakers/etc that looks professional and can fit in a checked bag... info and links and such as i go... Image this is assuming youre doing a convention where the pipe&drape walls are provided. theyre always ugly, so we want to cover them up. i've used @banner_buzz and these fullly printed fabric banners a few times now and theyre great and often have great sales.
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Jun 7, 2019 35 tweets 7 min read
my post-art plan is opening a grilled cheese cart. it will serve $1 grilled cheese made with white bread, bulk cheese, bulk butter, and thats it. greasy as hell. no options, no artisan, nothing. there will be no change. you give me $5 youre getting 5, you figure your own life out the business and cart will be called "$1 GRILLED CHEESE", with not a lick of irony or cleverness. it will be in IMPACT font, black on cheese yellow. i will decimate every other food truck or food cart out there.
Jan 14, 2019 11 tweets 3 min read
PARENTS OF THE YEAR 2019 award goes to the fucking jackasses who brought a year old inconsolable infant into a 7pm movie screening and then loudly argued for 2 hours over who should leave, and who should stay with the equally awful other kids, and then deciding to do nothing. im sure MARY POPPINS RETURNS is a perfectly fine film, but it paled to a grown man in a celtics jersey screaming at his wife and baby to shutup because hes so invested in MARY POPPINS RETURNS that he REFUSES to deal with his own infant, WHICH IS IN A MOVIE THEATER FOR SOME REASON