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Jun 24, 2023 67 tweets 10 min read
Hi at @parkinn this may be quite long, but I just wanted to publicly review my recent stay.
I’d like to start this with a simple question.

Are you sniffing glue? This week myself and 5 colleagues had the utter misery of staying at one of your hotels for two nights.
We are lucky usually and we don’t have to stay in shitty, dirty hovels and have a generous budget for hotels from our company.
Oct 29, 2022 4 tweets 1 min read
Nipped in Next to look at dresses for the care awards do and bought a dining set.

I feel sick now Not a soul will be allowed to sit on those chairs.
Sep 22, 2022 164 tweets 24 min read
3 weeks today until we go on holiday for two weeks. Me, Chris, Megan, Megan’s boyfriend Matthew, Chloe, Chloe’s boyfriend sam, Chris’ son Jake and Ellie.
Jun 12, 2022 22 tweets 4 min read
All the older ones in my house are going to cornwall for the week. 2 are driving setting off in the middle of the night. 2 are flying early morning.
I am sitting in the dark because I just can’t. The noise.
The electric meter has nearly spun off the wall.
One in the shower.
One in the bath.
One hasn’t packed.
One has packed but didn’t think at any point he would require a towel or toiletries.
Oct 16, 2020 19 tweets 3 min read
So the twins moved out to uni.
They were gone for 4 days then restrictions tightened, no boyfriends, talk of locking them in for self isolation. So after paying 8k in rent, they rushed home with the boyfriends and now we all live here in my house.