Wrote The Lovely Breeze, a thriller based entirely on blurbs collected from twitter during quarantine. Available from your favorite indie bookstore (and Amazon)
Nov 30, 2019 • 9 tweets • 3 min read
I Read Another Jack Reacher Book And The Sentences Are As Metaphory As The Metaphoriest Metaphors That Ever Metaphored
It’s 2018, but Jack Reacher doesn’t know how to use a computer so he draws on his plentiful experience of killing people to try to figure it out how the mouse works.
Jul 28, 2018 • 8 tweets • 3 min read
How Big Are Jack Reacher’s Hands?: An Investigation
What Do Jack Reacher’s Fingers And Knuckles Look Like?: A Follow-Up Investigation