@emshort okay. grand overview: peanuts are mostly useless, except that they are both a Original Sin whose corruption brought the first grand adversary to blaseball, and the means by which our memory of the beloved dead became the power that saved us @emshort we don't quite know what the original purpose of Peanuts was, but it got thrown out almost immediately when site hacks enabled some players to get infinite Peanuts and also negative infinite Peanuts

okay, so today is the day that I defy god and try to bring the Wet Pretzel into reality #blaseball first, we must decide what Wet Pretzel means

We know that wet pretzel is doughnut-shaped, but it is not a doughnut. Doughnuts exist in #blaseball distinct from wet pretzel.