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Sep 30, 2021 • 30 tweets • 5 min read
आज मैं आप को एक सच्ची कहानी बताऊँगा… सत्य घटना से प्रेरित ये कहानी के कुछ पात्रों के नाम बदल दिए है…
अभी हाल ही की बात है…
हम कुछ दोस्त मिलकर ऋषिकेश गए, आत्म चिंतन हेतु… सोल सर्चिंग…
जो लोग ऋषिकेश से परिचित है, उन्हें पता ही होगा की वहाँ पर राजस्थानी मिष्ठान भंडार बहुत ही पुरानी और फ़ेमस मिठाई की दुकान है।
ये क़िस्सा उसी दुकान से मिठाई ला कर खाने के लंबे संघर्ष की कहानी है…
ध्यान से पढ़िएगा…
Jun 20, 2020 • 11 tweets • 2 min read
As you’re aware Australia has recently announced that many of their government websites have been hacked by China.
China takes information warfare very very seriously. Much more seriously than any other country in the world.
They realised early on that the new age weapons of mass destruction are not bombs and missiles. It’s easy to spread chaos in any country simply by click of a mouse.
रास्ते में आने-जाने वाली माँ-बहनों को छेड़ना, जनता को परेशान करना, और मस्त रहना ये युवक की कुछ अच्छी आदतें हैं।
Mar 16, 2020 • 5 tweets • 1 min read
A donkey was tied to a tree.
The Devil came and untied it.
The donkey ran into the fields and started destroying the crop.
The farmer's wife saw this and shot the donkey dead.
The donkey's owner was upset so he shot the farmer's wife.
The farmer came back to see his wife dead, he went and shot the donkey's owner.
The wife of the owner of the donkey asked her sons to go and burn the house of the farmer.
Dec 27, 2019 • 9 tweets • 2 min read
“Bhot is your name?” asked Babulal Pathak with a paan in his mouth.
He was none other than your friendly neighbourhood clerk from ward no 23.
“You know! Please write Kung Fu Kutta.” said haughty Ms Coy.
“I know! But aap to maidam ho? Kutiya likhu?” asked BP timidly.
“You know! Shut up! I don’t believe in s*x, I mean I am gender neutral. I am Uber cool urban babe. You write what I say. Don’t give your dehati gyaan! Save it for your basti!” retorted Ms Coy.
