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"The Welsh are all actors. It’s only the bad ones that become professional" - Richard Burton
Nov 29, 2020 4 tweets 1 min read
They are pretending it’s about the Queen, but it’s all because they are mad at how Thatcher was represented, by the way. This is basic to understanding the pathology here.
Nov 29, 2020 4 tweets 1 min read
RIP my friend Fudgie from school’s uncle, who also appeared in a few films and on adverts I believe. I met him once, around Fudgie’s house. You’re Darth Vader, i said. Yes I am, he said. Then me and Fudgie went out to do whatever 9 year old urchins did in those days.
Nov 18, 2020 11 tweets 7 min read
Meanwhile, Keir visited a local synagogue on 15 November, let’s see what people following the Labour Party Facebook have to say:
Nov 18, 2020 4 tweets 1 min read
Oh ok, sorry, I phrased it wrong, look, I just woke up. 50,000 is 1% of 5,000,000. Bullies. I’m just going to go back to sleep, better for us all
Apr 10, 2020 14 tweets 2 min read
Several opinions against the twitter grain:

That Reuters article didn’t prove your mad conspiracy. It shows they followed the scientific advice. It shows there were limits to the scientific advice. And mistakes were made. It didn’t prove your point. That Tory MP visited his family to deliver food and that was fine, he dropped it off and stayed a distance away from them at all times. It’s not something to nail him on. He cares for his parents. That’s it.
Aug 10, 2019 7 tweets 1 min read
Fair play though, you all thought Prince Phillip was past it and Paris was his last hit. But there’s life in the old dog. Your veteran may lose pace, but the first ten yards are in your head. Prince Phillip, on the flight to America, muttering to his equerry “damn, I’m getting too old for this shit”, full Danny Glover.
Dec 7, 2018 15 tweets 2 min read
I, too, like to portray a position that is by default backing for the position of both major parties and most of Fleet Street as “pissing the powerful off”. Maybe she’s scared the Lib Dems are going to use their vast network of influence to damage her career.