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I travel a lot
May 19, 2023 4 tweets 1 min read
Ted Lasso? More like Ted Messo because this season is just a trainwreck. It's too bad there wasn't a third villain for them to redeem for no real reason. I guess Edwin Akufo could start a non-profit soccer league next episode
Oct 21, 2019 35 tweets 7 min read
I have a lot of what I call dumb unluck. Where I make a decision, a seemingly inconsequential one, and then something goes horrible wrong.

Driving to NYC instead of flying to save money. My van was broken into and over $600 worth of stuff was stolen.

Things of that nature. But last night make take the cake.