20 kind of WhatsApp users you're likely to have amongst your contacts.
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1. The Ghosts
These kind of people are very secretive. Their last seen, read receipt (blue tick) is usually turned off, they don't have a display picture, you won't even know that they see your status as their names won't show when they've seen your status.
Mar 25, 2019 • 9 tweets • 4 min read
I got to the bus stop this evening on my way back from school and got to realize there were many commuters waiting to board bus down to Lawanson from Ojuelegba.
All of a sudden, we heard "Lawanson, Lawanson, Lawanson.
Oya, see rushing
I was able to to secure a sit and luckily for me, it was beside a beautiful lady.
Mar 2, 2019 • 38 tweets • 15 min read
I uploaded a picture of my crush that I had lost contact with on Twitter with the caption "W.C.W ❤", someone reply with a comment and said "young man, kindly take down that picture, that's my daughter".
"My friend, will you keep kwayet", I replied
"Young man, if you utter a word again, I assure you, I will deal with you", the person said.
"I'm in my house, come and beat me", I replied.
"Just know I have marked your face @uncleDemola, I have saved your display picture and anywhere I see you, just know you are dead.
Feb 15, 2019 • 45 tweets • 17 min read
I will never buy phone at computer village in my life. I don't care if it's cheap or not.
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My Tecno L8 plus that I've been using since 2016 decided to Amaka me on a faithful evening.
I took the phone to an engineer the following morning, He assured me that the phone would work properly because this isn't the first time he'd be dealing with such an issue. We came to an agreement that I'd pay him N2,000
Nov 18, 2018 • 17 tweets • 6 min read
So, there's this lady in my church. Well, I think I may have a crush on her. She's very beautiful, average in height, fair in complexion and her shape, perfectly perfect, but her problem is that her shakara too much.
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As I entered the church auditorium today, an usher led me to a vacant sit at the middle row. To my surprise, the vacant sit was beside my crush. I praised the usher as I said to myself "today is my day of shooting shot".