As I'm walking home, I notice a lady breaking windows in a certain house here in Northend. Out of curiosity I start walking slowly to see what's happening, the lady is shouting and throwing stones. A door opens and a guy comes out trying to calm her down, I heard her say "Ya awusebenzi kodwa ubusy lezifebe" the lady is causing a scene, the guy is trying to calm her down. Lapho mina sengmile ngbukele I wanna see ukuth kuzaphelela ngaphi. The guy is

I remember ngihlala kweyinye iCottage eBurnside. Nxa ngibuya lePizza from town kwakumele Ngiyifake ku satchel, ifike endlin isingathi liqebelengwana. Umntwana walaphana would wait for me by the gate ethi “huh! Bhud’’Tha, awungiphathelanga lutho ?”. Deep down ngithi mfana ngizo renta lapha, angilandanga kuzo feeder wena. That time iPizza yam ibumbene eqolo, ngizayidla isingani ngumpholokoqo ngespoon. So this other time I bought CHicken inn, ngayifaka eskhwameni lawo(you don’t change a working formula), cabanga umntwana lwana wayizwa ngo

Before umithisa nja yaam , just know uzafonelwa at 2am in the morning kuthwe “Vuka, umntwana is kicking ufuna wena”. You’ll be going on about your day minding your business, kungene imessage ethi “angikwesabi mina , ngyakukhaba uwe unye ngibude la nxaaa” nxa ubuza ukuthi icala lakho nge lani, athi “awenzanga lutho, just letting you know”. You’ll be chilling with her umbone nango uyakhala, nxa umbuza what’s wrong babe? Athi yena “isthunzi sakho sihlezi phez kwam, Kubuhlungu. Why Kant ungihlukumeza kangaka Thabo?😭”. Umthulise ke, uxolise, athi

eCowdry park yonke into iExtra laphana . Ngkhumbula ngibanjwe inkunzi ngamasela athatha yonke into engangiyithwele, ngahamba nginxapha ngikhuluma inhlamba zeskhiwa ngedwa. NXa ngithatha icorner, nanka amanye amatsotsi angimelele. Before ngibaleka kwathwa “yes wena mude mude,usphatheleni?”. That time I’m fresh from eyinye inkunzi. Ngathi mina “angila lutho bhudasi, ngibanjwe inkunzi ngabafethu lapha”. Ngkhuluma ngibakhombela. Kwathwa “ooh! So ukhethe ukudelela thina m’soon?”. Ngbuze “njani Grootman?”

I love Kasi Girls, you know the normal ones with normal lives and nothing extra. You know oMaMoe labo Pinky, dating them is always easy because it’s “ubuya nini?” and “ngikulande nini”. Nothing much. Even when you break up it’s logical reasons like cheating and maybe the distance. But it’s never anything confusing. Then Yabona that type… leya. Eyama Degree Holder, feminist, Career Women, the woke gang and staff. Lapha you can sleep with an essay utshelwa how wonderful you are. Akubulale with that A1 English uze uthi uShaka Zulu ngu

Today I Received a Call From My Friend Who is A ZUPCO Driver koNtuthu. He Was Paying For His Girlfriend/Baby Mama Fees While She was Studying Teaching at hillside teacher’s college . Last Year she Graduated and was doing piece jobs here and there. This Year She Got a Permanent Job.

When He Called I Answered the phone and He said to me " You won't Believe what Nozie Did!? In Shock I Asked, What did she do? She Applied For Me and am gonna do Law at a UZ and she will be paying for my fees while ngisahlanganisa. I was so happy for him and

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