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not a demon but I still slayed
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Aug 11, 2019 22 tweets 11 min read
taekook au

jungkook just wants to find a job but it’s extra hard with a felony on his record. just when he’s about to give up, he lands an interview.

“i’m going to be honest, my background check may not be the best.”

“i know, mine isn’t either.” taehyung smiles back at him.


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Jun 13, 2019 172 tweets 88 min read
taekook au
jungkook gets the ability to talk to animals after he starts working at a pet clinic. the very next day, taehyung, who hates him, brings his dog in and jk feels like the world is playing a joke on him when he hears,

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Mar 17, 2019 394 tweets >60 min read
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Nov 28, 2018 143 tweets 41 min read
taekook au

tae’s been annoyed with his friends constantly asking for relationship advice even though he’s single

“what makes you think i’m an expert at relationships?” he asks.

“idk, maybe bc you’re the hottest guy in class.” jeongguk, who sits next to him, responds cheekily. - quote don’t reply please

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Nov 4, 2018 159 tweets 27 min read
taekook hogwarts au

being a slytherin, it’s only natural for taehyung to want his house to win all quidditch matches against gryffindor but the ultimate reason why he wants to win is so the gryffindor seeker can vent out his defeat and frustration by fucking him hard and raw - Turn on notifications for regular updates

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Oct 22, 2018 75 tweets 38 min read
taekook au where they’re best friends but taehyung is a fuck boy. to top it off, every time he sends a nude, he sends it to jeongguk first, wanting his best friend to tell him if it’s good enough, not knowing jeongguk secretly jacks off to the pictures he sends i’ll let you guys pick
Oct 9, 2018 69 tweets 43 min read
「memories」- taekook au

taehyung, now happily married with jungkook, stumbles upon their old tweets from high school and remembers how they fell in love. most importantly, he’s reminded of how far they’ve come and how much they actually love each other. [1] - love
Aug 22, 2018 219 tweets >60 min read
what’s wrong with secretary kim?

taekook au where jungkook always teases about firing his all too perfect secretary, taehyung but was bewildered when the other actually hands him a resignation letter. Jungkook stared at the enclosed envelope sitting on his desk, his lips pursed tightly and his arms crossed over his chest as he let his chair carry the weight of his body. His dress shoes clicked on the floor as he tapped his foot, the sharp tap echoing through the office.
Jul 16, 2018 87 tweets 53 min read
taekook au where taehyung has a crush on jeon jungoo. however, when he finally found the courage to confess, he accidentally confesses to jeon jungkook instead, jungoo’s twin. - Turn on notifications for regular updates

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Jun 29, 2018 104 tweets 67 min read
taekook ghost au where taehyung moved into a new house not knowing it already had an owner. the particular owner is also displeased with suddenly having a new roommate so he rants about it on ghost twitter. - Turn on notifications for regular updates

- Obviously crack so don’t take it seriously

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