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don't worry about her tho she's fine
Jul 14, 2021 77 tweets 14 min read
here's my idea: modern cultivation au where they work for like, the government. lwj & wwx are not on the same night hunt team, but wwx gets enormous pleasure out of teasing lwj on base til his little ears get red. for some reason, they're put on together on an ad-hoc hunt and it goes: badly. lwj ends up injured, because he - it looked like - threw himself in front of wwx, taking the brunt of a blow. wwx carries him back to the, idk, base or whatever, & lwj in his wounded haze has sort of a hallucination that wwx is his mother & says, "i love you."
Jul 13, 2021 5 tweets 1 min read
i like to think abt a modern au where lz sucks at owning an apartment. doesn't know how to do shit. can't change a bulb. puts regular soap in the dishwasher. never unclogged a toilet in his life.

wwx is the subletter below who's like "hi ur apartment is leaking into my -- wtf" like i know we all love Highly Competent LZ but i think he can be a bit of a disaster, as a treat
Apr 17, 2021 11 tweets 2 min read
lrt: love 2 think about a story where wwx texts lwj a morning selfie with bite marks after the first time lwj gets drunk & lwj just ... assumes they fucked & is like well, this isn't how i wanted to begin this but at least it's begun ¯\_(ツ)_/¯. he shows up at wwx's house with breakfast and kisses him good morning & is very seriously like, "now that we're together,,,," and poor wwx is just like. hm. how do i, uh, get out of this without embarrassing him or hurting his feelings --
Apr 8, 2021 7 tweets 2 min read
today i am thinking abt an au where wwx thinks he has a new dragon pal & does a bunch of friend stuff with him, like having a secret handshake, & making him a little flower crown for his horns, & riding him around!!! & lwj is like wow this dude is a SLUT guess we’re MARRIED now turns out in dragon culture it is a) VERY taboo to touch each other if you are not parents/kids or bonded; and b) wwx has been blithely performing all the kinkiest mating rituals without having any idea. they essentially went to third base on day 1.
Mar 18, 2021 60 tweets 16 min read
been thinking a lot about how to approach Stuff today, esp bc I know a lot of folks use fandom as an escape. i don’t want to muddy that space. but i do want to help! so: DM me a receipt to one of these orgs & send me 3 emojis & i’ll write you a tweet fic! thecut.com/2021/03/atlant… i know this can feel a little flippant — i hope it doesn’t, my intent is just to do some concrete good without rehashing traumatic news.

i’ll also match as many donations as i can! donate whatever you can, there isn’t a minimum requirement.

take care of yourselves ♥️
Nov 30, 2020 206 tweets >60 min read
during the massacre at lotus pier, wei wuxian is thrown into the burial mounds. he learns/creates demonic cultivation and assumes the role of the Yiling Patriarch, bc he believes everyone he loves is dead. then he receives word that lan zhan is being married off -- to wen chao. (it should go without saying that this whole thing is a story being told to sizhui by his favorite uncle, lan xichen)