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Jul 4, 2022 • 11 tweets • 5 min read
Hello! It is with a heavy heart that I announce my withdrawal from @SP_DexSin Anthology due to harassment. Someone DMed the mods of the anthology claiming that I shittalk + anonymously harass creators, both of which I did not do, and they gave NO PROOF for these allegations. 1/
There is also a threatened boycott of the zine simply because I am in it. 2/
Feb 3, 2022 • 7 tweets • 3 min read
COCKTAIL: YOO JOONGHYUK
A mild, sweet drink that gets bitter over time. If you would like something light and refreshing, I suggest you drink it the moment it is poured into your cup. If you would prefer a more bittersweet flavour, then you might want to wait for a few minutes.
COCKTAIL: SECRETIVE PLOTTER
You've left it for too long.
A mature, bittersweet flavour. Incredibly alcoholic. An acquired taste.
Dec 28, 2021 • 24 tweets • 5 min read
SPOD Coraline inspired AU with vague hints to a mini-thread (?) of mine linked below.
「“Yes,” said the other mother. “It wasn't the same here without you. But we knew you'd arrive one day, and then we could be a proper family.”」
-Coraline (2002)
Here is the mini-thread. The coraline AU will start below.
SP as a teddy bear thats 2nd hand 3rd hand etc where his owners always outgrow him and forget him and sell him away. He is never needed for long in their life. He is never wanted for long.
OD find SP at a garage sale, a ratty and broken thing that he scrimps and saves to buy.
He brings SP home and learns to sew and fixes SP. SP waits for OD to outgrow him but OD never does. SP is always on his bed always treated with the utmost of care and love, OD's best friend, OD's confidant.
Even as OD grows up, goes to uni in another state, he brings SP
Dec 26, 2021 • 22 tweets • 4 min read
JOONGDOK Twilight (?) AU!
KDJ read a book with a protagonist named YJH. The book follows his POV as his parents died and he had to quit his job as a professional gamer to take care of Yoo Mia. YJH moves from the city to the small town his family lives in, taking up a job at
the local diner to keep him and Yoo Mia afloat. He also picks up a part-time course at the community college because professional gaming isnt a career he can pursue anymore and he needs to find an alternative career path.
In his college classes he meets with a mysterious lady
Dec 22, 2021 • 23 tweets • 4 min read
One of those wrong summoning AUs where they accidentally summon a Hero and their mediocre best friend except its joongdok
YJH and KDJ are best friends and are walking home tgt when a summoning circle suddenly appear on the floor and YJH started sinking and KDJ tried to pull him up but ended up getting sucked in as well.
They find themselves in a fantasy land where they've summoned a hero
Dec 21, 2021 • 7 tweets • 2 min read
I should write joongdok hypnosis hentai huh. Where kdj is under a lot of stress and is like hey yjh ur voice is perfect for asmr stuff can u read out this asmr hypnosis thing for me and both of them dont believe in it but halfway thru yjh realizes that kdj rlly fell into
a trance and he panics and searches for the way to snap kdj out of it. Kdj doesnt rmb anything.
And yjh thinks oh my god kdj is susceptible to hypnosis. Then he hypnotizes kdj to do things with him at first it was like stupid things then yjhs devil on the shoulder went
Dec 17, 2021 • 19 tweets • 4 min read
SPOD cuntboy OD 🔞 where OD is horny and begging SP to fuck him but SP refuses. Fuck it hentai Royalty AU where OD is the prince and SP is the regent and OD is in love with his regent but SP remains firm because he doesn't want people to think that OD is a puppet
But one day in court OD decides enough is enough, he dresses in a nice gown, it goes right to his ankles and he's wearing nothing underneath and he sits on SP's lap, letting his bare and dripping pussy settle right on top of the high quality fabric of SP's pants
Nov 10, 2021 • 16 tweets • 3 min read
joongdok AU where mermaids are pets (inspired by one of those transmigrated into a mermaid in interstellar world stories)
KDJ buys a mermaid who was rescued from an underground mermaid fighting ring (think underground dog fighting ring)
so this mermaid is scarred to hell and back and wants to kill KDJ while KDJ is sleeping. KDJ tries his utmost best to rehabilitate the mermaid, which is an interesting task when neither of them can understand each other, but eventually the mermaid (YJH) warms up to KDJ
Aug 11, 2021 • 24 tweets • 4 min read
(nsfw) SP bathing OD in the shower. Maybe OD is drunk for the first time and needs to get the scent of alcohol off of him, but hes too at risk of fallibg asleep in the shower so he asks SP to stay with him. And at first SP just sits in the bathroom facing away as OD just stands
under the shower but then OD whines for SP to help him bathe, he cant press the soap bottle, cant open it, etc.
So SP strips down to his pants and enters the shower behind OD to help him. OD gives SP the wash rag (SP: since when did we have a wash rag) and SP
Jul 18, 2021 • 9 tweets • 2 min read
Wait i dreamt a joongdok AU last night. Based on the manhwa is it fortune or is it woe
AU where Kim Dokja is forced to marry YJH's sister because he has to marry someone from that bloodline but YJH disagrees bc of obvious reasons so he intercepts and proposes to KDJ in front of a crowd and declares love at first sight
Jun 11, 2021 • 19 tweets • 4 min read
Another one is joongdok arranged marriage au or something ALSO nsfw where YJH is an emperor looking for KDJ specifically to be his queen bc they were friends when they were younger and YJH had decided then n there that KDJ was going to be his wife
Meanwhile KDJ was waiting for that cute little boy who calls him hyung to come back bc they promised to marry but alas! The new emperor has demanded KDJ to marry him and no one can say no!
Jun 2, 2021 • 26 tweets • 5 min read
#joongdok isekai AU based on the webnovel 《亲手养大的纸片人要娶我》(the paperman i raised wants to marry me)
So KDJ plays this card collecting/character raising game where u can raise a character in a card (or multiple characters) to become strong to fight enemies etc.
But the most important part is that it is also some sort dating sim, in an ambiguous way. The characters have AI and u can use ur phone speaker to communicate with them.
KDJ has played this game since he was in high school, when he was at his lowest, so he talked
May 30, 2021 • 65 tweets • 13 min read
#joongdok chikan 🔞
It was supposed to be a fic but no juice in my brain 😔
Warnings: consensual noncon (this is all a very long roleplay scene), stalking, molestation, gaslighting, invasion of privacy, kdj has a pussy/trans kdj, talks of breeding, pregnancy scare
Say hello to the only c■btboy KDJ content i wont put behind privatter out of embarrassment. This is because i am stress. When i am stress i write smut to destress 😔
May 29, 2021 • 20 tweets • 4 min read
#joongdok omegaverse bitching fic
Warnings: 🔞, Alpha/Beta/Omega dynamics, dubious consent bitching (KDJ wants it but he didnt expect the who), knotting, intersex male omega, hence mild cuntboy KDJ!, mentions of intersex female alphas, nonsensical biology dont worry abt it
if you're here for worldbuilding i call u a liar
May 19, 2021 • 122 tweets • 21 min read
🔞joongdok gaming (catfish?) AU
warnings: yjh crossdressing, but he still tops 😂
So when KDJ is 15, he stumbles across this mmorpg called ways of survival and he gets immersed in the worldbuilding, story, gameplay, etc. He creates a character called dokja (bc he has no sense of internet safety) and spends most of his time playing the game
Apr 4, 2021 • 34 tweets • 6 min read
Wait actually i want to write a sugar baby joongdok but its actually kdj being the sugar daddy to gamer yjh (mirroring kdj being yjhs sponsor) but he doesnt ask anything from yjh at all not even sex he just shows up on stream and keeps throwing money
Warning r18
Until one day YJH decides to reach out to him to thank him and KDJ is like... i could. Sponsor more thibga for you 🥺👉👈 whatever u want i can buy for you actually let me just give you my card
Apr 3, 2021 • 31 tweets • 5 min read
WHAT IF FUCKING HADES AND PERSEPHONE JOONGDOK
Okay so lonely lord of the death kdj forever stuck in the underworld only able to know about the overworld from the stories the dead have told him. He keeps a library full of stories of the life of the deceased, wondering what sunlight would fesl against his skin,
Dec 11, 2020 • 12 tweets • 2 min read
Thinking about timestop smut what if kdj finds an artifact that allows u to stop time and his nasty little head goes "heehee what if we use this for dirty stuff" and uses it on yjh and yjh feels like phantom hands groping him his butt his chest and it feels like kdj
But kdj is right there in front of him? Who is it??? And then it progresses to someone sucking him off but theres no one there!!!
Dec 3, 2020 • 15 tweets • 3 min read
A long long time ago in a land far far away there lived a tiny little kim hamja in a place called yoo joonghyuk's room. He lived a happy little life with cute clothes and fresh vegetables and even the occassional sunflower seeds as snacks.
Then one day kim hamja was moved to another place and his cage set beside another one very similar to his. In that cage was another tiny black hamster who was very handsome but also very cold to kim hamja.
Dec 2, 2020 • 11 tweets • 2 min read
Hmm short NSFW joongdok thread abt miniaturization before i go back to my promises
Due to [insert plot point here] KDJ is temporarily stuck in mini form. Hes got like working wings so it isnt so bad for him but its still irritating
So at first KDJ thinks he can do it all by himself but his pride is shattered when he realizes even eating is hard. They try to procure doll-sized cutlery and stuff but like........ it's not really ideal