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alcoholic but still better than you.
Dec 23, 2023 22 tweets 4 min read
big things happening at home.
our cat is pregnant and the whole family is certain that our neighbour's cat got her pregnant.

Mom thinks that we should give the neighbour half of how many ever kittens she births, dad thinks that we should ask said neighbour to pay child support Dad is considering going and talking to neighbour in an hour or so about the child support.
Will keep y'all updated.