21+ | she/her | mxtx + 2ha | ranwan and bingqiu ruined my life | writer | https://t.co/2he5HamByK
Oct 7, 2020 • 69 tweets • 11 min read
wwx accidentally finding out he can connect to his (hot) neighbor lwj's printer and he starts printing random stuff from it to see what lwj does
i just imagine that one day, wwx's own printer runs out of paper or something and he's like "huh i wonder if i can use the one in the lobby??" opens up the devices window and sees 'Printer' with no password needed and he's like yeah that HAS to be the lobby.
Sep 20, 2020 • 83 tweets • 13 min read
Modern AU where Wei Ying starts getting into astrology and Lan Zhan, ever in love with his best friend, humors him and goes along with this interest. Lan Zhan has no real care for it, though.
Until he finds out the compatibility between Scorpio and Aquarius is only 30%.
There are many things Lan Zhan loves about Wei Ying.
He loves his smile. His laugh. His open mindedness and his selflessness. He loves Wei Ying’s ability to somehow always look kissable, but then he also hates it, because what good is looking kissable if he can’t kiss him?
Sep 5, 2020 • 86 tweets • 14 min read
Modern AU where Wei Ying wants to confess to Lan Zhan, but he's too nervous to do it outright. So, he comes up with a foolproof plan to make the whole confession a little less embarrassing.
Wei Ying is going to declare his love to Lan Zhan while pretending to be asleep.
Wei Ying is tired.
Tired of 8 am classes. Tired of everyone thinking dogs are man’s best friend. Tired of people who pour milk before cereal. But most of all, he’s tired of the fact that him and Lan Zhan haven’t kissed yet, a desire that has plagued his mind for years.
Aug 25, 2020 • 33 tweets • 6 min read
can we please take a moment to imagine the hilarity of wangxian going on the newlywed game show and either a) completely annihilating their opponents or b) disagreeing a lot more than one would expect
host: wei ying, we asked lan zhan over here what part of your body he likes the most. what do you think h-
wwx: definitely my ass.
host: ...that's correct
lwj: *holds out his hand proudly for a high five*
Aug 3, 2020 • 53 tweets • 9 min read
Modern AU where married couple wangxian have an argument over god knows what while outside, and they both resolve to be stubborn about it for the rest of the day. They are absolutely, completely going to ignore each other. Then get stuck in their apartment complex's elevator.
Before this fated event takes place, Wei Ying clears his throat once they step onto the elevator. “When this door opens," he says, "I’ll get off first. You’ll wait thirty seconds before following.”
