California, Ireland, Colorado.
If it should be written in C, I can write it.
There should be no profit in human misery.
GOP: A dictatorship, IF you can keep it.
Jan 27, 2020 • 22 tweets • 3 min read
To what has the nation come now?
The President eats from a scow
A chunk of the Senate
As Putin's lieutenant
A lunatic fights with a cow
In debt now the commoners drown
With oligarchs wearing the crown
They don't pay their dues
shrugging "you snooze, you lose"
And we know only sh:t trickles down
Jan 24, 2020 • 30 tweets • 3 min read
The poet asks what rhymes with Trump
There's rump and there's hump and there's plump
dump the grump chump
thump the lump stump
And sump; also slump bump and whump
Our President we must explain
A maniac stupid and vain
While some parts are tiny
And others are whiny
There's nothing but dirt in his brain
Jan 11, 2020 • 6 tweets • 1 min read
The Dumb Cowpoke (nee Ghost Riders in the Sky)
[Version 2]
YY = Yippie yi yay, Yippie yi ooh
A dumb cowpoke went ridin' out one dark and windy day
He rested on his tractor 'cause a bridge was in his way
When all at once a mighty herd of red-eyed cows he saw
Stampeding toward his sorry ass, with a cry of MOO-HA-HA
