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Jan 24, 2023 β’ 87 tweets β’ 14 min read
We're always writing about Lan Wangji's everlasting love and devotion, but what ifβ¦
What if he had killed Wei Wuxian instead?
This will be a short Brother bear AU. I'm writing as it goes, please bear with me, I'll have to pause it a few times.
tw: MCD, angst, hopeful ending.
Lan Wangji resented foxes, he hated them, not because they're spiteful creatures or something, but because they're natural hunters and they kill for fun, especially this one fox, who had the habit of breaking into his rabbit's hutch in the dead of night.
Jan 18, 2023 β’ 61 tweets β’ 10 min read
Wei Wuxian's body was something he had always taken great pride in.
He'd always been skinny, although delicate, his limbs were slender and his muscles well defined.
He had that hourglass type of body that any alpha out there would die and kill, only to have a little taste of.
But bodies, however, no matter how perfect-like they are, will inevitably look different after giving birth.
Swollen Feet, hormone fluctuations, enlarged breasts, the pronounced stomach pooch, thicker thighs and stretch marks.
Everything came with the package of being a mom.
Jan 2, 2023 β’ 35 tweets β’ 6 min read
"Once a vampire falls in love, they are bound to that love eternally."
ββ β± ββ
The clicking of his keys clattering against the paper was the only sound echoing in the room as Wei Wuxian typed on his old, well used typewriter.
Clack-clack-clack
He took a sip from his Merlot as he wrote another heartfelt line on the yellowed paper, stopping only to return the carriage to its correct place with a quiet 'ding' before continuing to write.
Clack-clack-clack
Dec 26, 2022 β’ 70 tweets β’ 12 min read
Wei Wuxian entered the humble establishment in soft, quiet steps, neither too slowly nor too quickly.
He looked around calmly as he waited for his husband's arrival.
cw: π, shameless husbands, no juniors were hurt in the making of this fic.
After their little playtime in the woods and a traumatized little apple, they walked nonstop all night, unable to properly fly on Bichen because of the donkey following them a few steps behind.
Dec 11, 2022 β’ 9 tweets β’ 7 min read
Incense Burner by @maotuanxjj
English translation.
Part I.
Part II.
Dec 8, 2022 β’ 156 tweets β’ 25 min read
Mo Xuanyu was sitting crosslegged on the couch, he had a mug filled with hot chocolate in one hand and his phone in the other, mindlessly checking on his instagram while Xue Yang was sitting on the other end, probably playing whichever game was his new obsession when
Wei Wuxian burst through the door.
#DarkLanWangji
cw: Exhibitionism, public sex, voyeurism.
University AU, where Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji have been dating for a few years now. They have been together since high school and now that they're both in college, people are starting to notice Wei Wuxian.
Wei Wuxian is very naive, having not much experience when it comes to other people flirting with him, he doesn't understand that what people are doing is more than just a friendly interaction most of the time.
Nov 3, 2022 β’ 26 tweets β’ 5 min read
I saw a Karen in a restaurant today and my brain instantly went back to my baker/cook Wei Wuxian brainrot.
I think Wei Wuxian would open his own bakery and pastry shop/cafe, and it'd get very popular very fast, especially because his cafe is very well located,
in front of big companies, colleges, universities and stuff.
And not only that, I think he would be the kind of boss that is funny, charming and extremely protective towards his employees.
Content warnings at the end.
"Can you hold the door, please?" Wei Wuxian rushed into the building, practically running towards the elevator and managing to step inside without stumbling by a miracle.
He pressed the button for the tenth floor, exhaling loudly as he finally heard the 'ding'.
Oct 23, 2022 β’ 4 tweets β’ 1 min read
Not so recently I found out that Etsy is a lawless land where people post uncensored crotchless pics of lingeries all the time and my brain instantly came up with lingerie designer Nie Huaisang and nude model Wei Wuxian
Just, wwx modeling for nhs's handmade, crotchless lingeries
His pretty little cock hanging beautifully between his long, slender legs, his tiny hole barely hidden as he moves around the studio, simply his natural, rare beauty of millions
Of course Nhs's brand skyrockets in the lingerie market, becoming international and extremely popular
Oct 20, 2022 β’ 28 tweets β’ 5 min read
The entire office stared in shocked silence as Wei Wuxian dragged their boss, the scariest man on earth, back to his office by his necktie.
Around the office, Lan Wangji's wife was adored and praised by all, every employee knew when the sunny boy was around, filling the office with his sweet chat, his sunny personality and his endless beauty.
Resentment was an ugly feeling, especially towards family, but he couldn't help feeling it every time his uncle ruined another family dinner simply because he couldn't accept
Lan Wangji's choices of life.
He was tired, and sometimes, especially at nights like these, he caught himself thinking, if he should simply go back and take over his position in the institution as he was expected to do.
Especially when his uncle put forth his best effort to
cw: #DarkLanWangji, kidnapping, hostage situation, con non-con. Wei Ying is 17, Lan Wangji is 25.
Proceed with caution.
Sitting up a little straighter Wei Wuxian began to rethink his situation. His eyes were covered with black blindfolds, his hands were tied behind his back, he couldn't move, he could barely breathe, and at this rate, he couldn't even tell whether he was awake or asleep anymore.
Fun facts about your local bunny hybrid:
1. They binky when theyβre happy.
Wei Ying loves hopping around their apartment, especially when he's feeling happy. He kicks his feet, he runs in circles and he wags his little cotton tail happily, as if it was the most natural thing in the world.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry." Lan Wangji's voice broke into the night.
He had fought on the front lines during the Sunshot Campaign, he had killed more than he could ever count, he had unleashed the kind of hatred and resentment he never thought he would ever be able to feel.
Lights were off, doors were locked, no cars were in the parking lot.
Lan Wangji triple-checked the area and after making sure that everything was secured and no one was around, he closed up the locker room doors and headed to the pool.
Wei Wuxian startled awake with the screeching sound of the baby monitor on his nightstand, it was past 3 a.m. but he got up with no hesitation as he listened to the sound of his little radish's distressed cries.
He didnβt need a thermometer to tell him his baby's fever had risen. A-Yuan was burning up and the medicine he'd given him before sleep hadn't worked long enough. Worst of all, he couldn't give him another dose until six a.m., three hours ahead from now.
Wei Wuxian was sitting under a tree, whistling a familiar lullaby when he heard the childβs laughter in the distance.
He got up slowly, following the sweet noise coming from the back hills where the kid was playing.
A-Yuan was planted in the ground, his cute face coated with mud here and there, a few leaves were stuck in his hair and his hands were no better.
He watched him as he scooped the damp earth in his tiny little hands and made one mudball after the other onto the muddy grass.
Sep 10, 2022 β’ 14 tweets β’ 3 min read
Bunny boy wei ying wearing short skirts because he hates pants, they're tight and uncomfortable and they squeeze his little tail.
His tail was cute, but also a huge inconvenience, he was sick and tired of cutting holes in his pretty panties to accommodate his tail.
He was ecstatic when he found a store on etsy selling crotchless panties, so he bought a bunch of them in one go.
They were amazingly soft and conformable, and the best thing about them? His tail, it was free and twitching and perfect.
The only bad thing about them, though
Aug 14, 2022 β’ 7 tweets β’ 2 min read
Cursed but not actually cursed thoughts of our pretty college student wei ying having horny thoughts about his classmate lan zhan and accidentally wetting his chair with slick
It's so embarrassing because mianmian is the first to notice it when he's leaving for the day
At first she's just worried because she thinks he's sick or something, hormonal shit is very worrying, but when she asks him about it, he gets tomato red, words faltering, hands shaking, embarrassed beyond belief, and when she finally understands what's going on, she laughs for
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