sqh is back home in china for CNY, visiting and decides to do all the cringe touristy things while hes here for the week. so he goes to a popular tourist spot by a temple that offers free qipao and changpao rentals!
except. hes too short to fit into the male garments.
literally nothing in the male section fits him, thanks to his height and small figure (ignore his canon average height of 172. hes 161 in my dreams)
but he already paid and he really didnt wanna miss out on the touristy fun so .. he shuffles begrudgingly to the qipao corner
Dec 12, 2023 • 34 tweets • 7 min read
cat shapeshifter demon sqh modern au where cat sqh wanders into mbjs house one day via his balcony and sleeps there while mbj just accepts it
Sqh makes himself comfy real fast and conveniently steals food when mbj is out for work then sleeps on mbjs big comfy bed
no Sqh doesn’t have his own home, because 1) rent is expensive 2) he found a rich neighborhood where they will give him fancy food 3) he doesn’t like being tied down so it’s a win win! and he rlly struck gold when he chanced across mbjs house
Dec 8, 2023 • 15 tweets • 3 min read
selkie sqh and fisherman mbj where sqh keeps hiding his skin and leaving out of fear that he will be trapped, his freedom lost whenever he’s around mbj
he spotted mbj in his boat one day and whilehe’s heard horrible things about humans, he wishes mbj will be different
mbj is a man of few words, blunt when he does speak but it’s amusing to sqh who was told all humans do are lie and coax selkies out of their skins. it’s mostly sqh talking when they do meet on the beach, babbling on about sea creatures they come across
Jun 1, 2023 • 16 tweets • 3 min read
sqh kindergarten teacher who cares for all the rich CEOs kids and assassin mbj who is trying to kill or kidnap these kids for ransom
but sqh is actually trained in multiple martial arts and can fend off mbj mostly on his own
(Based off of the manga, kindergarten wars)
Feb 18, 2023 • 9 tweets • 2 min read
What if sqh was offered to bingge for an arranged marriage to maintain good relations btw humans and demons. bingge literally doesn’t care about sqh but accepts since he knows how undervalued he is and cqm will likely crumble with his absence
they hold a wedding yada yada for appearances but bingge doesn’t even bother « consummating their marriage » after. he just treats him like any other servant and forgets about him. so sqh attaches himself to mbjs side cuz that is way safer for survival as a human
