Some people asked, so here's a guide for customizing your BSOD Step 1: changing the background. Here I just followed this excellent guide by @depletionmode: .
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I’m at a coffee shop baring witness to the world’s most boring date and let me tell you, it is fascinating.
These people spent the first 45 minutes talking about their illnesses, their allergies, their dogs’ allergies and their recent blood tests. This was followed by. 15 minute conversation about their favorite vegan milk substitutes and their opinions on each (they agree that oat milk is best). The girl once thought about getting a tattoo, but then decided not to. The guy almost tried living in a different country, but didn’t. They both used to have

Oh great, I moved to Canada so now the corporate requires that I take virtual training on how to work with international people and cultures.
I’m sure this will be a huge joke so gonna live tweet it to ease the pain Watching this like an anthropologist discovering how Americans see the world makes it so much better. For example, did you know that Americans feel it’s important to speak at meetings even if they have nothing of value to say?? Fascinating