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Options degen $TSLAQ convert, tracking the madness of #ElonQ and his lemmings Certified QE Conspiracist by @neelkashkari I shitpost a lot. NO INVESTMENT ADVICE.
Jan 28, 2023 • 5 tweets • 1 min read
If you're a bear and you don't understand you need to manage your risk, then risk will manage you. I paid a hefty tuition fee to Mr Market to learn this lesson. Hoping I'm not about to relearn it again soon. My failure today was twofold:
1. Didn't manage my upside risk properly
2. Didn't jump on board with the $TSLA call buying program
Jan 27, 2023 • 5 tweets • 2 min read
$TSLA just saving this screenshot of 0DTEs for later. Total madness today. This was more than a 2 standard deviation move based on IV before earnings. It means the probability of this occurring was on the order of 1%. You think $TSLA got lucky? Think again. There is a $TSLA long out there that knows you need to make your own luck. The call buying program creates these gamma squeezes. Many market participants pile in when they see it (I do too, but not today, too bad for me haha). Want to learn more? Read 👇
Jan 26, 2023 • 5 tweets • 1 min read
$TSLA call buying program 155C 157.5C 160C confirmed No crazy push yet though. But I'm pretty certain they just made a push on those 3 strikes. Still pushing now.
Jan 25, 2023 • 5 tweets • 1 min read
$TSLA earnings seem to be a non event, as is often the case with $TSLA. Regaining 150 AH is for sure a symbolic victory for the bulls after teetering on the edge of $100 just a few weeks ago. What happens tomorrow is mostly a function of how quickly implied volatility collapses and how much the call buying program pushes. IV collapse is not good for bulls because there is a ton of positioning in 150+ calls that will quickly lose their ∆ so MMs have to sell stock.
Jan 25, 2023 • 8 tweets • 2 min read
$TSLA I just tuned into the TSLA conf call, what did I miss? Sounds like @chancery_daily has gone full $TSLAQ 😅 Question about Dojo / Optimus.
Elon: "I think it's easier to predict the long term but the path between now and then is uncertain"
OMG LOLOLOLOL
🤣
Sep 28, 2021 • 20 tweets • 13 min read
$TSLA $TSLAQ likes to boast quarterly about how incredibly safe #Autopilot is in their Vehicle Safety Report. The numbers they claim are impressive, but let's look past the grand marketing claims typical of Elon Musk and dig into the numbers. 🧵 First of all, let me just state upfront that I have no doubt that driver assistance features like the dangerously misnamed "Autopilot" do improve safety. Most of those safety features are now widespread, e.g. on your average Toyota Corolla. (BTW, $TM Toyota marketing sucks)