Ladies and Gamers, this crab market is boring as shit, so I made some Bagholder Horoscopes that indicate what your bags say about you. We might be down bad but we are all down bad together. BTC holders are the most generic investors, they only eat white rice, shop at Marshall's, and have missionary sex. Either they are trad-fi with $BTC in their portfolios for Twitter engagement or anarchists trying to abolish the financial system. Their only commonality is low IQ

Ladies and Gamers, the second edition of my $ETH DeFi Tier List. Let me know if you disagree or what coins I should add to my next one. I have a thread explaining my reasoning for each pick. As always, this is financial advice. Let me know if you liked it :) 1inch tier: $SFI this thing is hot garbage shilled by the failed abortion known as @loganpaul. Who tf wants reduced risk in DeFi at the cost of lower yield get the fuck out here with your single-digit APR. I’m (3,3) in $OHM making more money than both of your parents. 10$ EOY

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the $ETH DeFi Tier List. I might do another depending on my motivation. Here is a thread explaining my reasoning for each pick. As always, this is financial advice 1inch tier: We have $Cream, this project is honestly cat shit, I personally view their TVL as the prize pool of the DeFi Hack Olympics. 4 hacks, and this thing is still kicking, either a testament to its resilience or how retarded its investors are. $10 EOY