still an inflight gremlin | 30s | she/her | MDZS | airline AU ✈️ | jack of all trades, master of none 🎨✍️🧶 | 🔞minors DNI
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Dec 23, 2022 • 665 tweets • >60 min read
Yunmeng Airways presents
A Gossip from the Back Galley thread
Wishing On Runway Lights
✈️ Crewxian/pilot dadji
✈️ Sorta holiday themed
✈️ Fluff
✈️ Slight NSFW (may change)
✈️ Accidental temporary child acquisition
✈️ Mention of child neglect (he’s left alone for a few minutes)
A/N : I’m probably missing tags. I’ll try to update this throughout the holidays so bear with me. Nothing exciting, I’m just going for cute hallmark kinda stuff here.
This is also shaping up to be longer than my usual threads. I hope I won’t let anyone down!
Here we go!
Dec 5, 2022 • 43 tweets • 8 min read
Yunmeng Airways Presents
A Lotus Dynasty Thread
Seasoning Love
🌶️ WangXian meet cute
🌶️ small business owner WY
🌶️ irrelevant and undisclosed office job LZ
🌶️ LZ likes it spicy - LH, probably
Seat back, relax and enjoy 😊
Inspired by this store I saw the other day.
Nov 3, 2022 • 37 tweets • 7 min read
Yunmeng Airways Threadfic!
🔞🔞🔞
“In Case if Emergency…”
✈️ NSFW 🔞 (please show mercy, it’s my first time)
✈️ LZ is apparently horny
✈️ WY feels smug about that
✈️ PWP
H-Here we go…? 🫣
In Case of Emergency…
No.
No matter how he looks at it, this specific image on the emergency safety card looks extremely ambiguous.
Logically, he knows it’s depicting a bracing position. But did they need to make it look so… suggestive?
Oct 31, 2022 • 97 tweets • 18 min read
Threadfic
“3”
👻 haunted house
👻 Modern AU w/some cultivation
👻 kinda darkxian
👻 tentative dubcon as LZ might not be in the best state of mind to make decisions
//So. I don’t know why, posting this one terrifies me. It’s one of my longer projects.
It came from two things : a single sentence; a random shower thought and real life events that happened to me. So this one is a bit more personal? Maybe that’s why I’m scared to share?
It was written sporadically, scenes out of order whenever inspiration struck. It might not
Oct 29, 2022 • 22 tweets • 4 min read
So uhh… Hi!
Coffee shop thread because I’m in Seattle and they’re everywhere. Also the tl is full of angst so here’s just a cute no brainer thing.
A thread!
Brewtiful Latte
☕️ obligatory coffee shop au
☕️ meet cute, I guess
☕️ barista wy
☕️ slightly jet lagged lz
Lan Zhan was only in town for a few days to attend an investors meeting with his brother. However, the Jin representative had left them a voice message earlier this morning telling them the meeting would sadly need to be pushed back a few hours for undisclosed reasons.
Oct 15, 2022 • 12 tweets • 3 min read
Day 15 of Let’s Combine Prompts and See When I Butnoutober!
They met when they were children, their match already decided from the day they were born.
These were turbulent time and alliances through marriage were
commonplace.
They basically grew up together, playing freely in the caste courtyards, often pulling practical pranks on patrolling guards and chaperones. Clearly the children loved each other dearly.
Their respective parents, advisors and anyone who saw them could only be
Oct 14, 2022 • 28 tweets • 6 min read
Day 14 of Let’s Combine Prompts and See When I Burnoutober!
Wei Wuxian always knew he liked girls. There was no questioning that.
But…
Wow.
Wowowowowowowowow.
Those were the only words his brain cells were able to form when he first laid eyes on Lan Wangji.
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From the moment they met, Wei Wuxian made it his mission to annoy the Second Jade of Lan for the entire duration of the lectures at the Could Recesses.