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#The_Uniqueness_of_Leftist_Brain

Though they look similar to us, the #Leftists are fundamentally different due to some gross reversal of anatomy. No it isn't the heart but the brain. Leftists have their brains in the far end of large bowel or distal colon.
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Every morning they go to the toilet, purge their brains and flush them down the closet. That's why they won't have brains throughout the daytime. Whatever is collected during the daytime will be wasted in inebriated or stuffed sleep at night and relieved next morning.
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Once they become aware of this reality, they try to retain their brains by avoiding rest rooms. That, we must understand is the reason for the universal chronic constipated look sported by almost all the senior #Comrades.
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PS: Communism is a mental disorder
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