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Be still my beating heart. I just sent in my application to join the Elite Flaming Hoops Squad. Motorized Division. Egypt has clearly won the war for hoops and minds
I washed out of the Ambiguously Gay Steroid Division but I know that the secret Egyptian plan was to out Gym the tactical gumbies of Al Qaeda and ISIS. #YouWorkOutBrother? facebook.com/EgyArmySpox/vi…
I almost joined ISIS when I saw the Backflip Monkey Bar Dismount. I was going to travel to the Sinair to bring my secret plans to create the Backflip Monkey Bar Dismount...THROUGH THE FLAMING HOOPS move...to Ariana Grande remixes. Check. Checkmate! mirror.co.uk/news/world-new…
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