What if #KamalaHarris was Prez when @issarae started #Insecure? With #KamalasPlan there woulda been some changes for our favs. Lawrence would've gotten his business off the ground quicker with #Kamala's $12B Black entrepreneurship grant so Issa would've never had reason to cheat.
If Issa never cheated on Lawrence's unemployed ass, we could've gotten the happy ending for both of them we're still waiting for after 3 seasons. Wedding bells not lonely blue shirts 😢
We don't let Issa's cheating define her though...there would've been a LOT good things for her with #KamalasPlan. Like...she coulda still worked with kids as a teacher making $13,500 more a yr thanks to #Kamala's teacher pay plan instead of feeling trapped &broke at We Got Y'all.
Fast forward to the last season of #InsecureHBO, the struggle was definitely real for Issa. #KamalaHarris could've helped our girl out in a number of ways. Instead of driving Lyft, #Kamala's LIFT Act would've put $250 a month in her pocket ($3,000/year) #KamalasPlan #3AMAgenda
Now I know you might say without Lyft, Issa wouldn't have met Nathan...but he had some lingering trauma from the hurricane he needed to work out before getting with Issa. With #Kamalacare everyone gets health care and mental health care is covered.
Speaking of mental health care, Molly's therapy sessions would come with no co-pays and no deductibles under #Kamalacare
Not only would Issa get a LIFT instead of *being* the Lyft with #KamalasPlan... she could drop her 3rd job as the apartment manager thanks to #Kamala's Rent Relief Act tax credit. The rent is too damn high, but with Prez #KamalaHarris only 1 job is needed to pay the rent.
Tiffany worried about her bond with the ladies changing, but she wouldn't have had to worry about the Black maternal mortality crisis with Prez #Kamala. #KamalasPlan the Maternal CARE Act ensures racial biases don't lead to tragedy and Black women's health is taken seriously.
Since Insecure Season 4 is coming up in 2020...maybe we will see all our favs glowed up- making more money, practicing self care and good mental health, and getting their happy endings thanks in part to a Prez #KamalaHarris
Check this out to learn about all the ways #KamalasPlan can help you glow up in life! #Kamala2020 #KamalaHarris #KHive #ForThePeople #ForTheCulture #Kamala #KamalaHarris2020
Bonus: Which #InsecureHBO character is most likely to be a new Cannabis entrepreneur thanks to #Kamala's Equitable Licensing Grant Program or Cannabis Opportunity Grant Program created by her Marijuana Opportunity Reinvestment & Expungement Act? I say Kelli!
#Kamala2020 #KHive
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