Thread by @nicehat

tempted to watch and /
#livetweet Mad Max: Fury Road. /
so shiny and chrome!
- #WitnessMe
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Also never used /
this twitter collections thing. /
hopefully it works!
- #livetweet #WitnessMe

had dinner, fed cats,
queued movie, dropped the slashes:
it’s gonna get wild!
- #StillHaiku #livetweet #WitnessMe

offtopic: if i
don’t put slashes in will they
know it’s a haiku?
- #VeryZen #VeryHaiku #livetweet #WitnessMe

poured a tequila.
it should be silver but it’s
a reposado
- #NotSo #ShinyAndChrome #livetweet #WitnessMe

blu-ray, surround sound.
i don’t mess around. streaming
ain’t enough bandwidth
- #HD #livetweet #WitnessMe

credits have engine
noise. ironic i don’t have
those growls anymore.
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could they remake this
with EVs? and would people
even care to watch?
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the practical car
and other stunt effects make
this movie look great!
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the first fever-dream
escape sets the tone this is
gonna be real weird.
- #YesPlease #livetweet #WitnessMe

Immortan Joe and
his mask and flaming gears and
control of water!
- #WhatAnIntro #livetweet #WitnessMe

Furiosa leads
the convoy to bullettown
and gastown. scene set.
- #Storytelling #livetweet #WitnessMe

nice nods to old films
with some with aussie accents
among the war boys
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the car-worshipping
war boys seek glory and the
road to valhalla!
- #Mythology #livetweet #WitnessMe

if you’re not onboard
for the guy in red suit
and flaming guitar…
- #TimeToUnfollow #LiveTweeet #WitnessMe #DoofWarrior
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love the dieselpunk
war rigs and explosive spears.
bullets are pricey
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when the shot war boy
sprays his mouth with chrome, THAT’s how
you show and not tell
- #Mythology #HeIsAwaited #livetweet #WitnessMe

the saturated
colors highlight blood and flame
against the brown dirt
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the dust storm with the
majestic soundtrack swell then
“what a lovely day!”
- #OnToValhalla #livetweet #WitnessMe

the sound design of
sand and ringing ears and chains
and sawed-off shotguns
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furiosa has
a beretta but her
backup gun’s a glock
- #ThingsGunGuysNotice #livetweet #WitnessMe

love how max hasn’t
really said a full sentence
in thirty minutes.
- #protagonist #livetweet #WitnessMe

Furiosa seems
very able to speak and
fight better than max!
- #Protagonist #Yes #livetweet #WitnessMe

i need to rig up
killswitches for my tesla.
hey, i can solder.
- #WhatCouldGoWrong #livetweet #WitnessMe

so many great lines
that will not fit in haiku
like the warboy creed
- #ILiveIDieILiveAgain #livetweet #WitnessMe

the JunkieXL
soundtrack’s drums build some awesome
tension in the scenes
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they make skeet-shooting
motorcycle grenadiers
look like a good time
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the switch to night and
the heavy blue of quagmire
is a strong tone shift.
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the bulletfarmer’s
blindness after single shot
from Furiosa
- #Yep #Protagonist #livetweet #WitnessMe

the one tree giving
out just as it saves them from
getting stuck in mud
- #NatureWins #livetweet #WitnessMe

the Many Mothers
lady motorcycle gang
is very badass
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describing these men
as “reliable” implies
that most men are not
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when Furiosa
loses The Green Place it is
hard on everyone
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the opening shot
echo before the plan to
take the Citadel
- #Bookend #livetweet #WitnessMe

the climactic fight
is climactic. not much has
to be said for it
- #Riveted #livetweet #WitnessMe

another bookend
when Nux’s blood bag becomes
Furiosa’s one.
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the fragility
of Immortan Joe’s rule is
pretty convenient
- #ByeFelicia #livetweet #WitnessMe

very epic film
and i’m done before bedtime!
anyone still here?
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thank you for playing.
it was fun to rewatch this
and #livetweet along.
- #WitnessMe #MadMax #FuryRoad